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major breakfast sandwichy hangover vibes

major breakfast sandwichy hangover vibes

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Katılım Eylül 2018
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Perseid
Perseid@perse1d·
williamsburg psa the garden center on havemeyer is closing and everything's 50% off... salesgirl was like ‘yeah they’re building a 14 story condo tower... that’s what this neighborhood's really been missing’
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i ask roommate to pls stop using incense cuz I get a headache, propose palo santo instead, shes against it cuz she doesnt think white people should use palo santo
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installed this closet organizer and blocked the door handle with the bottom basket and thought I hardlocked my closet closed until I realized the handle could go up too
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shムn@preset_2m3·
You genuinely probably could not pay me to eat a David bar
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Alex Liebl@ATLiebl·
The American mind cannot comprehend a Monday afternoon lunch in Paris
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@ablata_at_alba One time I was walking down the sidewalk and this guy kept walking directly at me no matter which way I went so I just stopped in place and he STILL walked into me and got mad at me like I was in his way
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مایا@ablata_at_alba·
just had another lovely interaction with the local youth, in which a young woman with her face covered berated me for "trying to walk through her" (being on the same sidewalk) and "whatchu lookin at???" before making aggressive gestures and storming off, still yelling insults
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I'm thinking about all the breakfast burritos ive eaten in NYC and I think the worst one I've ever had was at "The Commons Chelsea" it's veg by default and it was actually hilarious how badly the eggs, avocado, and pickled onions worked together, wanted to puke
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