Shaggy
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Shaggy
@Crypto_Shaggy
Alpha & Scooby Snax Maxi! Crypto Research Analyst at Mystery Gang LLP I'm clearly a cartoon character, NFA.




someone bought $700,000 worth of $PENGUIN in the past 60 minutes

CZ on CNBC: "lift your balls, spread your butt cheeks..."

Lmao you really can’t make this shit up - Signal alignment with Hyperliquid - Announce intention to buy but never buy $HYPE - Finally buys - Gets exposed for having delta neutral position - Claims it’s an LP who did it to hedge his position - Offers “KOLs” 5K+ monthly for X badge (don’t ever forget the sell-outs) - Announces testnet metrics (washed) - Proceeds to raise funds - Own LPs deposits to raise fomo - Extend raise (Insiders buy on polymarket and make 5-6 figure) - Cancels extension (after they sell polymarket bets) - Doesn’t refund users yet - Announces launch on Solana Extract.exe complete Anything else I missed?










