yoda

Life is all risk, then you die

@heart_ there is hope

this is my counterparty in the books 🙏🏻

@DonAlt @inversebrah

Looking for the most iconic/funniest somewhat easy to recognize crypto memes of the last decade Both in writing and in images Something like the below fits but anything goes really Does anyone have a good resource for that or can you all just dump them under this tweet?

free starlink WiFi on this flight this shit is quicker than my WiFi at home wtf

seeing lots of tweets that AGI has been achieved what’s so special about A Gay Individual?

@TraderMercury war is profitable

guy that wants war escalation so he can make +$2,387 on his puts

@protagonist_xig @TraderFrankk you don’t hate them enough

THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY. THEY. TORTURED. A. ONE. YEAR. OLD. BABY.

@degengambleh @inversebrah @cobie @blknoiz06 full port hype and make it all back

To everyone who’s survived multiple bear market bottoms, What’s one piece of advice you’d give to a first-cycler who just got wiped and feels like quitting right now? cc: @cobie @inversebrah @blknoiz06

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

this clip lives rent free in my head

getting to the gym and realising you forgot your headphones is pain

@cremedupepe rip

Sad to confirm it’s real. Rest in peace YV, we love you brother.

Iran has been bombing perhaps 10 countries for over two weeks, everyday, firing thousands of missiles and drones under heavy attacks, aiming for targets hundreds and thousands of kilometers away - Didn't hit one school.

If they can lie about real-time events in a world full of cameras, imagine what they’ve done to history.

@blancxbt how much is wifi on flights these days

bought wifi on flight only to see the coins going down wtf is this scam i need my money back

@TheCryptoNexus that manbag is fire holy shit

Aight yeah this is fire Jobs not finished

@brian_armstrong tf are you smoking baldy

Getting old shouldn't be viewed as inevitable, just because it happens to everyone. It's a disease that kills over 100,000 people a day, and hopefully it will be optional in the future.

INSIGHT: $HYPE is the highest YTD performer among the top 80 cryptocurrencies, up 66.9%.

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@lBattleRhino impossible

Observe the price action without comparing it to a completely irrelevant past date that occurred with different context challenge