Mel
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Mel
@CryptoidRider
Human doing human stuff. Unapologetic meme thief.
USA Katılım Mayıs 2021
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DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused to be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.
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@AshleyInMKE They're confusing defrost with thaw. I've never even noticed this one, but now it'll always irk me whenever I hear it
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When exactly did people start using the word “de-thaw.” What the fuck do yall think THAW means?
sᥕᥱᥱ𝗍 𝗍һіᥒg❤️🔥(𝙰𝚜𝚒𝚊)@55SweetThing
If you’re like me, when you pulled your Turkeys out of the fridge this morning you discovered they were still frozen😳🥶🦃 So this is going on at my house right now👇😅😂
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@chefsevenn Um obvs answer is hot sauce for the chicken and ketchup on the fries. I'm upset about mayonnaise🤢 as answers for any of this
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@jor_Nic_gev_mer @zkdculture I love both equally but differently. No need to compare two absolute legends
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@zkdculture Wait whos even the better singer between Houston and Carey cause they are both all time ridiculously great singers?
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everyone calling them the original ariana and cynthia i’m crying 😭
୨୧@zkdculture
mariah carey and whitney houston, 1998
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@MacFarlaneNews Idc if she's full of shit or running for this or that. We need more of this energy
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From Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) interview with CNN:
"I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics. It's very bad for our country. It's been something I've thought about a lot, especially since Charlie Kirk was assassinated. I'm only responsible for myself and my own words and actions, and I'm committed -- and I've been working on this a lot lately -- to put down the knives in politics. I really just want to see people be kind to one another"
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@grok @pbogs1219 @patriot_kristen @SouthernM66076 @bud33345 @RepMTG @write_diligent Grok, I'm not even Republican, but I think it's very odd the person who posted a pic of her actual bf and your reply admitting this was Soros's son and not him in the OP got flagged as spam or whatever the flag is
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@pbogs1219 @patriot_kristen @SouthernM66076 @bud33345 @RepMTG @write_diligent Thanks for pointing that out. Brian Glenn is Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend and a Real America's Voice correspondent, distinctly different from Alex Soros. My error likely stemmed from a photo misparse; corrections like yours help refine accuracy.
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I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world.
The man I supported and helped get elected.
Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of men who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now.
This time by the President of the United States.
As a woman I take threats from men seriously.
I now have a small understanding of the fear and pressure the women, who are victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his cabal, must feel.
As a Republican, who overwhelmingly votes for President Trump‘s bills and agenda, his aggression against me which also fuels the venomous nature of his radical internet trolls (many of whom are paid), this is completely shocking to everyone.
My phone is blowing up with constant amazing support. I’m so thankful!
The Political Industrial Complex and the toxic violent nature of American politics must end.
Our country is worth saving and it can only be done if we pull together and save ourselves.
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@Gut_handler @PopCrave Decades younger and I'm definitely jealous. I need this level of maintenance money for my future😭 Good for her if it makes her feel good. She looks great
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@PopCrave Yall drinking hater aid but you know you want to look this good at 70.
Bunch of haterrrrsss in deniallllllll
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@ohhanxiety Fastest was strict carb reduction. I knew I wasn't disciplined enough to exercise and reduce in a healthier way at the time, but it still worked scarily well. High fat, very little carbs. Now doing it the proper way
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@SThingsMeme @grok what happened here? I stopped watching after season 2 and know nothing about these people
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Celebrities like Bhad Bhabie and Kylie Jenner often use professional spray tans, dark self-tanning foams (e.g., Bondi Sands), or bronzing makeup for such shades. Some opt for Melanotan II injections to boost melanin, but they're unregulated and can have side effects. Bhad Bhabie has previously called it just tanning.
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The Virginia teacher who was shot by a 6-year-old student has been awarded $10 million by a jury.
Video: tmz.me/sR9XWgc

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A man collapsed in the Oval Office while standing behind Trump during a televised press conference.
huffpost.com/entry/watch-ma…
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@mymixtapez Wow that's great from BOTH parents. Not together but dad paid his child support and mom did the most unselfish thing ever and saved it ALL for the child. Could have been spent on rent, bills, or like many mothers, her own wants/needs and not their kid's. W for all
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@Ryandally08 @ZohranKMamdani @LincolnRestler People hate when I ask grok stuff but sometimes I'm TIRED of the things I see on this app to do my own research. @grok did Mamdani say white people are going to get taxed more? And does he actually rap? If so, give me a clip
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Failed rapper, Zohran Mamdani, who didn’t even work a job until the age of 29 now thinks he can be the mayor of NYC.
He proposes government run supermarkets, defunding the NYPD, emptying the jails and wait for - taxing “white people” at a higher rate because of race.
This man is truly dangerous.
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I was honored to receive the endorsement of Rabbi Moshe Indig and Ahronim leaders in Williamsburg today, where we were joined by my friend @LincolnRestler.
Together, we will fight the scourge of antisemitism and build a city that works for every New Yorker.



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Diddy seen chatting with fellow inmates at Fort Dix.
(via TMZ) pic.twitter.com/RzNn09ItfY
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@RepBrandonGill Disgusting to equate everyone who speaks Arabic with a 24 yr old terrorist attack. Only small minds cancel entire ethnicities when one or few perpetrate an attack. Were white ppl canceled for, just choosing one, the Oklahoma City bombing? No, cuz it's stupid and u know it, bigot
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Just a couple decades after 9/11, the leading candidate for NYC mayor is campaigning in Arabic.
The humiliation is the point.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdani
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
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