crypto_mit ( 🗽/ Acc )

Waking up to the realization that chains don’t want to be siloed anymore. Crosschain is no longer a feature. It’s becoming the default state. NEAR Protocol is leaning into an all-inclusive intent marketplace world where moving in and out of ecosystems feels native, not forced. Infra fundamentals are maturing. Stacks are getting chosen. The “new L1 / new L2 every week” era feels increasingly exhausted. The real bottleneck now? Onboarding, abstraction, and making complex stacks usable at scale. TLDR: The market is shifting from who owns the chain → who owns the user experience. Elsa redemption arc timing.

Elsa’s Base Run is live on @Superboard_ Turn simple prompts into real execution on @base. Swap, bridge, and complete flows — all through on Elsa. Stack SUPR points. Compete for $4,000 USDC. Run it.

@HeyElsaAI @Superboard_ @base Mewooo

@HeyVixon @kunalvg Indians and their obsession of rugging ppl who supported them Vikas bhai like you did to your public sale investors and then Abhishek has audacity to bark back

@kunalvg Kunal, its happening even before that. Yaar, we just want to blow things out of proportion. Nhi hai bhai itni badi baat.

India’s worst tech moment this year. YC handed out $25K in AI credits to Startup School attendees. Some of them flipped the tokens for quick cash. Shame on those who did this. As someone who deeply cares about uplifting Indian builders, this feels reckless. After this, even the most deserving builders will get questioned before getting free credits. That damage is on you.

@SoodGen Sending deck

The best founders don't come from the best schools. They come from the best communities. We've mapped 50+ founder nodes across India, Dubai, SEA, and on-chain, communities traditional VC simply cannot see. Skip the warm introduction Pitch to us. Sood@curiousventures.xyz

WANNA PLAY? Introducing Superboard Arcade 🎮 Play arcade games → Climb the leaderboard → Earn rewards!

Applying to masters union

@0xThiru @MetisL2 Thiru you put Indians on map, big up for all wins and tons of wishes for future endeavours

Signing off from @MetisL2 Bittersweet day. Built, managed, and showed up across docs, SDK, workshops, hackathons, ambassador program, livestreams, X Spaces, DevConnect Buenos Aires (y'all know what happened there), and a whole lot more. Worked with one of the most inclusive teams in Web3. Thank you for the opportunity. Glad to have met some really great people @pavel_sinel @ElenaCryptoChic @DMSKwak @Nabihas4 @0xNanax @tomngodefi Daniel Li and Cookie (anon) Looking forward to the next one

@rachit @vukan0x @JurassicFi Certified banger

New Episode w @vukan0x, co-founder @JurassicFi $10M has been committed (so far) to the JurassicFi raise on Futardio with an original $200k raise goal We Discuss: - Future of the Onchain Collectibles Market - Acquiring and Sourcing Dinosaurs - Why founders should choose raising via MetaDAO 1:11 - reaction on being over 50x over-subscribed 3:01 - theorising dinosaurs coming onchain + Vukan's background 5:55 - thoughts on collectibles onchain 8:20 - how big is the dinosaur collectibles market irl 9:28 - how to value dinosaurs 14:09 - acquiring and sourcing dinosaurs 16:22 - why build JurassicFi on @solana? 19:07 - future roadmap 24:30 - #1 advice for founders looking to fundraise rn (and why they should choose @MetaDAOProject)

@zamdoteth If my team hesitate to work with you you know the reason

@Cryptomit A stripper named Elsa

if you’re in VC, pivot to prostitution

@DOKDODAO Congratulations Noah and team

DokdoDao Wins Special Award, Proving Success of Korean-Style Web3 Strategy ☑️ Strategic Focus: Localized Platforms · DokdoDao leverages platforms Korean users actually use, like Telegram and Naver. It moves beyond simple exposure to provide a measurable system for tracking user engagement and actual conversions. ☑️ Proven Results & Trust · With 17 pilot events, the platform has engaged 13,295 participants and distributed 150M KRW in rewards, demonstrating high reliability and performance. ☑️ Future Vision: AI & On-chain Infrastructure · DokdoDao plans to build a Web3 infrastructure combining AI verification with on-chain settlements, while expanding its multi-channel community and global partnerships. ☑️Read more ↳ blockchainseoul.kr/article/5000

@HeyElsaAI Take my money intern get me this

gElsa

With Elsa x402, APIs are no longer gated by: • accounts • API keys • subscriptions They’re accessed through: request → payment → response That’s what makes them agent-native.

@Hamzythacreator only ana you can trust is @tryheyanna

Crypto traders on their way to @tryheyanna after seeing consistent green weeks

@zamdoteth Yeah bro crypto is magical all on internet and free money world stick to ethos retards plz

Having lived in SF for the majority of my life, the weirdest truth i’ve uncovered is that you’re much more likely to get funded if you’re gay and retarded Not sure why that is, i just think that the YC and general VC funds really relate more to those kind of founders