Crystal Phallus FC

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

Phallus victory #1stoftheseason #howiyeeeeeeee

The AIB Superleague is back, and this year promises to be bigger and better than ever! Applications are now open! ucdsoccer.com/ucd-afc-superl…

The Phallus would like to wish @UCDAFC the best of luck in their massive game tonight #DoUsAllProud#thesuperleaguesalutesyou #NeedAnySubs?

@duffles1 Its the tweet they deserve, just not the one they need right now. #themightyphallusreads

Congratulations to @Official_MelsFc for winning the superleague. #Themightyphallusapplauds

@PablosPlayeros #seeyouthere #MNF #themightyphallusisuponyou #YayaSanogo

@PablosPlayeros Lads hope you know we're playing uz tonight in the league. We only found out there so we wanted to make sure uz know too.

@duffles1 A valiant effort, noble disciple. #themightyphallusapplauds #getawayfrommewithyoursevenoclock

Tomorrow, Phallus play Fook her right in Debuchy on the GAA astro at 4pm GMT. No coverage as their defeat will be graphic (and embarrassing)

Stephen Gerrard's free kick abilities are similar to those of our very own @Malahandro . Inferior, but similar. #WhatWall

Another establishment of absolute and unquestionable dominance took place today as the Phallus beat FTO with a massive 8 goals to a measly 5

Gerrard originally wanted to sign for the Phallus but as there was no position here for him, he settled for MLS. #Gerrard #NotEvenTheBench

Merry Christmas to all from the Phallus #festivephallus

@SaucePanCeltic @OfficialMels_Fc @ColonelGetafe1 Petition to stop that ancient ref reffing games on the soccer Astro #joker #thephallusrages

@duffles1 *Das booty #colmgodfrey #imallaboutthatphallusboutthatphallusnorailway

Delighted for John oshea celebrates 100 caps with a great goal. Well done mate

@ColonelGetafe1 Please, with 4 players on international duty we sent out our youth team. See you boys in the cup #themightyphalluswantsblood

Have you boys recruited the Train or something?! Top of the league! @CrystalPhallusF #mightyphallus

@SaucePanCeltic Nah, we've just been hustling. #ucdisourfortress #datgoaldifferencetho #jesusisourfirstsub #themightyphalluswillfreescotland