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@dCrowleyDark @dinosaurs1969 No way... what's up charlie how have you been big guy? It's me, Schroeder. Piano guy? Beethoven fan? @ambriz202

@dCrowleyDark @dinosaurs1969 Subaru

@hireacatboy @101Iight I'm also sick of this family, guy like me would never stop loving Lois

@101Iight why does everyone look so unamused… she tried so hard here to make it a fun dinner. i’m sick of this family

Life without alcohol or weed

@bankertobuilder What's the grilling policy?

Just built this stunning 0.001 acre park in the middle of our new subdivision Can't wait for the families to move in and enjoy this peaceful oasis right in the middle of everything

@jacob_jacuzzi @TheWapplehouse We're about to change that

@TheWapplehouse yt people don't bless they yams

This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

@Ish3Tg @_glorianas Only thing that stinks is YOU. Take a shower!

@_glorianas To hide God….ya’ll so gullible it stinks

flat earthers are so funny man "they're lying about the shape of the earth" okay why?

I am a smelly person, therefore I am evil.

Idk why I bother using do not disturb, I've got absolutely no motion

Noam Chomsky sounds like what JK Rowling would call a fat dude

@e_munson Played with an ex-D1 player in this exact scenario and she had 95% of our goals and assists

rules are max 4 men on the field at a time so i'm about to be the league leader in minutes played

the problem is that mean gays make like $150k minimum

This new movie has Ryan Gosling looking hot in space, so I'm sold

@thenatewolf Just asked my buddy and she said no pees but poops were encouraged

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

June 7th is going to be a movie

@Hyperlove @DiscussingFilm It's imperative you end your life.

@DiscussingFilm People don’t realize how much paperwork is involved in something as big as this and he is the one who’s gotta make sure other people are getting it done

David Zaslav will receive $887M as compensation for the Paramount/Warner Bros merger. Meanwhile, thousands of people are expected to lose their jobs in layoffs after the merger closes. (Source: Deadline)

@AdvKindness I've met at least 3

I bet somewhere in India, there’s a girl that looks exactly like this.

@miles_bilbo @theskitzo_ It's insanely good

@theskitzo_ Face to Face might be better imo

Easily one of the best sample chop of all time

@GhosterCoaster @libertydrew76 @HowardMortman @SenJohnKennedy No, they have four sizes for hot and cold drinks.

@libertydrew76 @HowardMortman @SenJohnKennedy For their coffee, they offer small, medium, & large, but they use Italian words. However, for their fruity drinks or whatever frappe milkshake they create, I believe it’s one size in that clear plastic cup. Why is Starbucks number one seller a caramel macchiato and not coffee?

"This is a cup of Starbucks coffee. I checked: The most popular Starbucks coffee drink is a caramel macchiato. Caramel macchiato. Now I don't know what that is. I haven't had it. I generally don't drink coffee that takes ten or more words to order." -- @SenJohnKennedy

We must overthrow the culture of corruption that silences women.

@easylikepheezy He was on The Wire

Y’all… who is that… and y’all know exactly who I’m tb…