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@GothCharlotte I am so allergic to latex, but you look so good in it If given in the opportunity, I guess I could just take buckets of Benadryl

@CamGirlsOnline_ "secretly" there's nothing secret about my thumb

Do you secretly touch the other hole while doing doggy style? ◯ Yes ◯ No Answer this honestly; I will get in touch with you based on your response, because there are things I want to ask 🫣🫣

@Porkchop_EXP This is just incorrect US population density when you look at it as a whole nation is diluted by massive mountain ranges big deserts huge tracts of farmland etc that don't apply New York state, and France have comparable density, and the same dynamic applies

European Union: ~110–112 people per km² United States: ~36 people per km² So Europe is roughly 3x more densely populated than the US. Even NYC is only 10,000/km² and Boston is 6000/km² while Paris is 20,000/km² and Barcelona is 16,000/km².

Why is it so hard for Americans to understand we simply DON’T HAVE SPACE in Europe?? American large homes are a function of space availability. Even poor people in the US live in large houses on huge properties because they are cheap. Check and compare our population density to the US ffs. Large homes like this exist in Europe but they cost 5x-7x what they cost in the US so of course only the ultra rich can afford them.

@unrealzuri You swipe your card between her butt cheeks to be charged her rate, and then you immediately ejaculate. She turns around and says "thank you, come again", and gives you some starlight mints

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?!

@imfat No it was $500 rent, and that was pretty proportional to what you're probably going to be pulling in your early twenties nowadays in any kind of skilled position

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $3,100 rent and $10 eggs. You didn’t graduate with $60K debt and no job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

@otokyo__ Eat

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?🤔

@meganmecrazyXX In Miami Beach? No In Jacksonville? Yes

@Bangharlow looking at food videos on YouTube and guess who comes up making a cranberry apple pie? 😁

@KILLTOPARTY It's either the delightfully hefty lass or the one with the crazy eyes

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

Evidently, James Comey can

You said you were skeptical cause hypothetical is different when something is actually on the line. I decided to test

@thekiranoir All you need is the right partner, regardless of any outside considerations

if you want me to be miserable you’re about to have a bad time, the happiness I’m experiencing now makes me feel like I finally cracked the code

it’s crazy to me when I post about liking cute date stuff, I get comments like “that can never happen to you, WHORE” cuz like…it is happening. it’s currently happening. I’m expressing my joy with my current situation. so how are YOU gonna tell ME 😂😂

@tropicvixen Current test results and everything is on the table

@omgjulissaa Several

Have you ever had sex with a pregnant woman?

@Ravenismeee I think 18 and 23 are very different considerations

Correct me if I’m wrong but a 30year old man has no business dating a 18-23 year old girl.

@willowryder I didn't know I needed thick @willowryder , but here I am

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@Matt_Pinner If it's an emergency, people can see my emergency penis

@littlekeish youtu.be/Qc69L0V1alg?si…

@TheMiHaDoan If you sign up for my Loving Attention package I will throw in forehead kisses and butt rubs at no additional charge 😘

Sad girl needs some loving attention pleasee

@ballerina_fans @KalinaRyu What a beautiful girl

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