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@asianmomriot @Rainmaker1973 Or, more accurately, "let them eat shit."

@Rainmaker1973 It's a car that very much shouts "let them eat cake."

Royal flush. The 1954 Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith toilet. There was no waste container: feces just landed on the street.

@JohnnyCallicutt Nancy realizing Sluggo has a hole in his sole.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 16,1967

@cash__browns Better luck next payday, Sluggo.

Nancy 5/12/26

@_cat_turner @CollinRugg With all due respect, fuck off.

@CollinRugg We know that Bass is not an effective mayor, but is her in the trash really necessary

NEW: Digital mobile billboard spotted driving around Los Angeles, depicting Mayor Karen Bass shopping and sightseeing in Africa while Los Angeles burns. The mobile jumbotron also depicted mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt taking out the "basura" (trash). Pratt has gained about 12 points in the polls since March, according to Fox News.

@JohnnyCallicutt Nancissus gazing at her own reflection in Nancytown mythology.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 14,1947

@giantssfcentral Look back at your May 1, 2026 post about Eldridge, "Journalist." (...and FUCK YOU!! back at you, Slick.)

#SFGiants have once again showed that they have absolutely zero idea how to develop a big league hitter. Bryce Eldridge should’ve never gotten called up. He looks horrible this series. Thanks Giants and FUCK YOU!!

@notgaetti ...and not a hint of purple, pink or any other non-Giant color on his uniform.

Part of Will Clark’s aura — forget the stats, the playoff heroics, and the competitive fire — is that he simply looked every bit the part of a ballplayer. Behold this aesthetic: • The stirrups • The eye black • The turtleneck • The lefty swing Listen to our new episode 👇

@SFGiantsMemer Or the Pips with the same hand motion, performing, "Midnight Train to Georgia" with Gladys Knight.

I love that he does same hand/arm motion as former WWF wrestler Tugboat.

@sportslarryk Perhaps his mind has turned to, "Cream of Wheat."

Come on Adames! That’s a minor league gaffe.

@imetatronink @donaldgorbachev Ha! Only off by 500+ miles!

@CupcheckLives @donaldgorbachev Kanab, UT.

Five-second epistemology of the Operational Conspiracy in the American Driveway; being a treatise on the apparatus by which the landlord class, the dealer fiefdom, the F-150 marketing department, the recreational vehicle dealer trade association, the carbon-emissions-are-plant-food school of climate denial, and the chief landlord himself — President ALL CAPS, real estate developer in the White House — combine in plain view at the tariff schedule, the lobby disclosure forms, and the Detroit Three advertising budget to keep the American consumer from purchasing the ten-thousand-dollar Chinese electric vehicle. § I. THE CONSPIRACY NAMED Yes. There is a conspiracy. The kitchen names it. The BYD Seagull retails for ten thousand dollars in China. The BYD Han retails for forty and goes four hundred miles on a charge. The conspiracy applies a one hundred percent tariff on top of those prices. The conspiracy enforces state-by-state dealer laws that would block direct-to-consumer sales even without the tariff. The conspiracy funds the F-150 Lightning at sixty thousand and the F-150 Platinum at ninety. The conspiracy markets the dually pickup truck as a lifestyle. The conspiracy markets the hundred-thousand-dollar travel trailer. The conspiracy markets the five-thousand-mile cross-country RV vacation as the American dream. That is the conspiracy. Operational. Named in the lobby disclosure forms. Named in the tariff schedule. Named in the F-150 advertising budget at the Detroit Three. Fully visible in plain sight at the level of the line item. The conspiracy is on television. The conspirators are watching the ads. The conspirators bought the truck during the commercial. § II. THE CONSPIRACY CROWD WANTED THE OTHER CONSPIRACY The conspiracy crowd is angry because the conspiracy crowd wanted the romantic conspiracy. The Davos cabal. The hidden hand. The boogeyman that explains everything without implicating the conspirator’s own lifestyle. The kitchen named a conspiracy that includes the conspirator’s F-150, the conspirator’s camping trailer, the conspirator’s mortgage on a house worth twice what it would be worth without the conspiracy. The conspirator does not want this conspiracy named. The conspirator wants a conspiracy in someone else’s garage. The conspirator’s own garage holds the F-350. The garage is the giveaway.

@imetatronink @donaldgorbachev Sedona Oak Creek Canyon (or nearby)?

@donaldgorbachev This human's F-350 is 29-years-old. It won't fit in the garage. Its life has been exposed to the elements. The F-350 gets 21 mpg on the open road. With both tanks filled and 2 6-gallon reserve cans, the F-350 has a range of 1000 miles, carrying grandparents, grandsons, and gear.

@Jazzy69405483 @Rainmaker1973 So if you leave your phone or laptop unattended, I can consider you a "hoarder" of devices and take it? (Genuinely hoping you are a bot trying to engage, as I don't want to believe a real person can be this stupid.)

@Rainmaker1973 If a home is empty to a squatter then the problem isn’t the squatter. It’s the HOARDER OF HOUSING that is the problem. I’m team squatter all the way!

Meet the “Squatter Hunter.” His real name is Flash Shelton, and he’s gained national attention for an unconventional, and highly effective, method of dealing with squatters: he moves into the occupied homes himself and makes the squatters’ lives so miserable that they eventually leave. It all started when squatters took over his mother’s house in Northern California. Tired of waiting for the slow legal eviction process, Shelton decided to move in and turn the tables. His strategy worked. To protect himself legally, property owners sign a lease granting him the right to occupy the home. Once inside, he uses simple but relentless tactics, blasting music, taking over shared spaces, eating their food, and generally disrupting their daily comfort. He also wears tactical gear and carries non-lethal self-defense tools like pepper spray and a stun gun for protection. Thanks to his bold approach, Shelton has successfully helped return multiple properties to their rightful owners.

@SactownWill @NBCSGiants Swing and a miss; grab some pine, meat.

@NBCSGiants Can someone get Mike glasses that fit his face?

Kuip talks some trash to Ice Cube ahead of his bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium 😂

@FoulTerritoryTV @Ken_Rosenthal This stumpjack is so out of touch.

"It was never copacetic necessarily between him and Buster Posey." Trading Patrick Bailey isn't the start of a teardown, says @Ken_Rosenthal.

@PavlovicNBCS Just like a good middle school student handbook, "No public displays of affection are allowed."

The complete opposite of last night’s outfield celebration:

@BayAreaTrev Or save it for Wednesday/Hump Day.

The end of an era

@LadyLibert38059 @EricLDaugh Google it, lazy!

@EricLDaugh Who is this guy?. I know he’s running from Mayor. But I don’t watch TV. What real reality show?

🚨 LOL, SPENCER PRATT on when he first met Karen Bass before the debate: "This is surreal, because I've never been near a real life MONSTER." "I'm thinking to myself, lady, I'm going to eat you alive right now!" 🔥 "I saw that she was looking at my notepad and sort of throw her off. I just start writing my kids' names and my wife's name, my parents' name, just to like confuse her if she's trying to cheat off my notepad." This guy is freaking awesome 😂 VOTE SPENCER PRATT FOR COMMON SENSE! h/t @Bobby_LaVallley

@EricLDaugh Bass can only play in a rigged poker game. She has never had to develop skills against an opponent because the fix has always been on.

@heykevinjohn A's in Oakland had 4 gates as does Oracle; the Cards in St. Louis have 6 entry gates; the Rivercats,er...A's have two. This is a AAA crowd on a popular giveaway night.

The gates just opened at Sutter Health Park for tonight’s A’s game against the Cardinals. Yep, looks like Sacramento would be a great place for an MLB expansion team.

@SenLambert_IN @Leezabizzbee @unlimited_ls The guy that bludgeoned Jeffrey Dahmer agrees.

@Leezabizzbee @unlimited_ls Nah....once they eat humans...they gotta be put down

NEW: Family wins a $10 MILLION payout after a 69-year-old woman was killed by a 10-foot alligator in the upscale Hilton Head Island community where she had lived for 35 years Holly Jenkins was attacked and killed while walking her dog near her South Carolina home on July 4, 2023 Her husband and son later found her face down in a community pond after discovering the family dog alone in the backyard still attached to its leash The lawsuit says her son had to distract the alligator while they called 911 Investigators later found parts of Jenkins’ body inside the 10-foot alligator, which was euthanized after the attack Her family sued the neighborhood’s club, property owners association, and maintenance company, claiming they failed to remove dangerous alligators and did not properly warn residents