Creepy Kat

😀😀 #archaeohistories

The general election has been called. You now have the opportunity to elect the next generation of Green MPs on 4 July. Vote Green for a fairer, greener country.

@sainsburys As my previous message, sent 20th April. Any news? 👍😊

@CuriousDragon_ Hi, how can I help you today? Gemma

Absolutely shocking customer service @sainsburys Hook store! Staff are busy chatting and swearing at each other to even speak to a customer. Twice we've had this now this shockingly bad customer service. I'm glad we only use this place in a pure emergency.

'All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.'] J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

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Which medieval bat are you today? 🦇

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A timeless classic

Be the crow you want to see in the world

@SoVeryBritish Got the ump! 😆 🤣 😂

What’s the most British word/phrase for describing being angry?

With over 10,000 years of experience between them, surely BBC's Ghosts could help settle the old Waterstones pronunciation conundrum! For your chance to win the copy signed in the video, share your favourite Ghosts moment in the replies 👻 📚 bit.ly/3RgUha9

Important to remember

I only have two modes: 1. voraciously read an entire book in 48 hours. 2. take over a month to get halfway through a book. It really does feel like there’s no in-between.

It'll send a chill down your spine. Watch the teaser trailer for #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, coming soon exclusively to movie theaters.

Dragonflies give the best advice Art by Lily Seika Jones

The Silent Voice, by English painter Gerald Moira (1898). In private collection.