Chirag Shah

One Europa League night with Manchester United outwashed the whole Champions League vibes this week. BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD for a reason.

Sometimes?

She’s a 10 but her m0ther is alive

I wish I was a woman, I have so many creative ideas on how to spoil my man.

You’re not broke, you’re just dating the wrong woman. Know this Kings!

as a woman, there is no shame in admitting you can’t afford a high maintenance man.

On my birthday, my girlfriend didn’t plan anything because she was broke. So I took my guys out to have the time of my life. Her brokeness will not stop me from enjoying my birthday.

As a man, avoid daddy's girl. Daddy's girls give me the ick. Red flag 🚩 I dont even want her father to be alive

Women should start their lives from prison and earn their freedom.

"Waah aaj toh Sarojini se kya shopping kara hai" Next day:

I rejected this girl and all of a sudden she stopped replying my texts Women are so weird.

"This picture will not trend because i am not naked"

I Just paid fully for this iPhone 12pro max with my money Not my girlfriends Money Not my parents money I’m proud of the man I’m becoming

I respect women who can heal a heart they didn’t break and raise a child I made with another woman.

A man glows differently when a real woman is taking care of him

Me liking every “Date cancelled” and “as a man” tweet

You're not the step mother. You're the mother that stepped up. A Queen I stan.

Today, men decided to tweet like women I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔 If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

I was at the restaurant earlier today and this lady approached me as I was waiting for my meal. She asked for my number and after I gave it to her, she got up and left saying I should expect her text Just like that I was so pissed because, not that I can’t pay for my own food but it’s just basic manners to pay for a gentleman’s food. It clearly shows she’s not a responsible woman and that’s a red flag I blocked her immediately I saw her text without thinking twice! Rubbish!! Broke women annoy me so much

When Indians were getting blown to pieces by Jihadis, Congress govt was discussing whether to say "Hindu Terror" or "Right Wing Terror"