CursingCoachJoe

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CursingCoachJoe

CursingCoachJoe

@CursingCoachJoe

Parody account of the life of a legend who's gotten to that age where he just doesn't care.The current state of his beloved franchise exacerbates the situation.

Washington, DC Katılım Nisan 2015
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …
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A_Zin
A_Zin@InZ193·
@CursingCoachJoe @ShayWoulahan "I need a 6'4 guy whose a total simp but also super dominant and assertive and also works enough to earn decently but also has enough time for a Hollywood action hero physique" etc etc
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CursingCoachJoe
CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@InZ193 @ShayWoulahan The standards may only seem sky high to you, when it involves just being a decent person and shaving that stupid goatee lol
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A_Zin
A_Zin@InZ193·
@ShayWoulahan They're fine with this... Until they, as is inevitable for humans, get into their 30s, 40s, 50s etc living alone and begin to feel lonely. Then they'll realize their ridiculous socially-engineered (by their female peers) sky-high standards for men were a mistake
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CursingCoachJoe
CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@imobiho_ga8906 @FearedBuck Sucker punched? You better be on your toes when you’re constantly screaming the n word at people lol… the fact this beta he shot himself is just ridiculously funny
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Gabby
Gabby@imobiho_ga8906·
@FearedBuck Dude gets sucker-punched for talking facts on the street, pulls heat in self-defense, and still catches a round himself. Society’s so quick to cry “racism” when someone calls out chimp-outs, but the second a based guy stands his ground? Media spins it as villainy.
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.
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Sinimarja
Sinimarja@sini_marja·
In my life there has been incredible fulfilling and loving romances and totally dry and long lonely seasons. The difference between these lives has been huge and it's a bit dramatic. It makes me smile and cry. Every relationship i have had i have wanted and put my all as long as feelings are there. When there has been a stong crush, i have literally done my everything to make it work. It's crazy and definitely not working with a man who doesn't feel the same. I have tried to understand myself more about why do i meet those men so rarely or am i too picky and do i demand too much from a relationship because i also wanna be mature and realistic and live in a long-term relationship. Does it have to feel euphoric all the time...do i really need those butterflies and kisses and sex 3 times a day... I must be the most stubborn woman on Earth. Not funny but it makes me laugh. I'm calm but can't settle for less.
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CursingCoachJoe
CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@ReggiSaxx @SonOfThePlains This is like saying all the guns in Chicago must come from Illinois, and the unlimited gun policies in Indiana have nothing to do with it lol. You dummy’s twist yourselves in knots to keep weapons of war on the streets. Fuck off 🙄
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Reggie Saxx
Reggie Saxx@ReggiSaxx·
@SonOfThePlains Find me a 400$ AR15 in massachusetts that isn’t neutered and i’ll pay you a 100% finders fee im dead serious.
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CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@OldSchoolDemz @jonfavs Well gee whiz’, Andy… ain’t it cool to be you! I’ll be out here voting against the fascist, while you twiddle your thumbs thinking about how smart you are. Fuckin douche
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Andy Rix 🇺🇸 🇬🇧
Andy Rix 🇺🇸 🇬🇧@OldSchoolDemz·
@CursingCoachJoe @jonfavs Not my President. I am a moderate Democrat, so I hate both parties. I am just sad that Democrats are going Trump to beat Trump. I find that super depressing. I thought we were the grownups?
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Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck@glennbeck·
I want to tell you the story of a young woman who you have probably never heard of. Her name is Mary Anne. She was born on a remote island in Scotland, where life was harsh and unforgiving. On May 2, 1930, when she was 18 years old, she got on a boat headed for Ellis Island to start a new life. She arrived here 11 days later. She wasn't chasing fame, riches, or power. She came for the unique opportunity that America offered. Her sister was already here and had found a job as a maid. So, Mary Anne MacLeod joined her, listing her occupation as “domestic” on her Ellis Island immigration papers. She came to America knowing that she would clean the houses and toilets of the wealthy families in New York. She and her sister lived and worked hard through the worst days of the Depression. And she persevered. Six years later, she married a man named Fred. He was the son of German immigrants. Then In 1942, she became a citizen. Mary and Fred would end up having five children: two daughters and three sons. One of those sons, they named Donald. A woman who came here as a maid, the lowest of jobs, would raise a son who would change the very skyline that greeted his mother when she arrived at Ellis Island. After that, he would become the 45th and 47th President of the United States. There is no other country in the world where a woman can arrive with nothing, and in ONE generation, her son would lead the entire world. For America’s 250th anniversary, I wanted to present President Trump with this painting I did, and then I ran out of time and talent. So, I asked a good friend of mine, Mike Malm, to help me finish it. This is how I envisioned her coming into the United States. Mary Anne MacLeod Trump should be a household name. Her story is everything that is great about America.
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Andy Rix 🇺🇸 🇬🇧
Andy Rix 🇺🇸 🇬🇧@OldSchoolDemz·
@jonfavs He has a Totenkopf (Death's Head) tattoo and said women who get drunk deserve to be r@ped. How low are you willing to go?
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David H Knott Jr
David H Knott Jr@DHKJR3·
@Crystaloceania @nicksortor OK, let somebody shoot you and then you make sure and go back to the same situation. And say it’s not a big deal .he’s already been to a golf course with the guy waiting in the bushes with the rifle.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
NOW: President Trump is at the PGA Cadillac Championship at DORAL in Florida, taking pictures with Americans In just a few hours, he’ll jump back on Air Force One and head back to the White House 🇺🇸
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Dan Bilzerian
Dan Bilzerian@DanBilzerian·
The government shouldn’t have the ability to control your car in anyway shape or form
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MAGA Voice
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice·
I am in tears. President Trump personally stops by the OVERFLOW Crowd to say hi. Trump is LOVED We will NEVER get another President like Trump God Bless this man 🙏
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Eye on Palestine
Eye on Palestine@EyeonPalestine·
On his 50th birthday, the wife of Israel’s National Security Minister, Itamar Ben Gvir, presented him with a cake depicting a gallows.
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CursingCoachJoe
CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@LoomerUnleashed Wow… the Loomer crew just discovered people come to DC in busses lol. My fifth grade class is totally suspect now 🙄
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Loomer Unleashed
Loomer Unleashed@LoomerUnleashed·
The anti-Trump “protesters” were bussed into Washington DC today. We captured footage of May Day “protesters” boarding buses near the White House, all wearing CASA t-shirts. As our video continues, you’ll see individuals holding a poster showing President Trump being sexually assaulted. These people confirmed to @TheCharlesDowns that they were at the May Day “protest” and took the bus to our nation’s capital. Busted again!
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CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@TheCharlesDowns Wow… dude just discovered people come to DC in busses lol. My fifth grade class is totally suspect now 🙄
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Charles R Downs
Charles R Downs@TheCharlesDowns·
As I suspected, the May Day “protesters”outside the White House today were bussed into Washington DC. I knew there weren’t that many real Trump haters out there. Stay tuned, we have much more footage of the buses. Another anti-Trump astroturfed protest!
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CursingCoachJoe
CursingCoachJoe@CursingCoachJoe·
@Pattytaor @PenguinSix Your dear leader is the one desecrating our city, sweetie… although I’m sure it’s difficult for you to see given your vision of the district is having snipers on top of the Lincoln Memorial 🙄
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🦋 Palygirl ✝️🇺🇸.
Put the snipers on a roof nearby ! Use rubber bullets when they come to desecrate. This person on FB , Substack, instagram etc claims to be a historian and maybe so, but she slants everything by Anti-Trump and he huge base actually speaks about burning down the ballroom , destroying the arch , the reflecting pool and anything he improves including the Kennedy center . Many in Germany follow her too . Not saying it’s one of her followers , but they’re very open with their hate !
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Andrew Leyden
Andrew Leyden@PenguinSix·
Two areas of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are covered by tarps this morning, and US Park Police are on scene talking to workers and apparently looking for evidence. Unknown what happened, but the construction site has reportedly had some graffiti over the last few days, and the "Thank You Trump" banners have been removed.
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