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@BillzDaOriginal @StreamviDL

It’s the baby for me 😂😅😂

Munhu wamunoti mukuru wemazuva I know him achinzi BIG who used to do fraud yema cheque by diverting calls dzemabanks using PTC technicians to his landline so he clears the cheques .Munhu ainocasher cheque iyoyo ainzi Kandabongoman 😇🤣Zvehu Philanthropist and Businessman miswai! COPIED Imbavha iyo

Twenty years ago, Congolese man Guy Goma came into the BBC for a job interview but, in a now legendary case of mistaken identity, ended up live on the BBC News Channel. Speaking to BBC Africa, Guy explained how he managed to stay calm under the unexpected pressure of live TV.

Remember when Tekere & crew killed a white farmer just after independence? This guy was part of the detail. He was also in 5th Brigade. When you listen to these guys that's when you understand why Zimbabwe is in the pits. These komredzi were child soldiers. Imagine going to war at 14, you spend 9 years in the bush then you come back and have to lead with zero cooling down period & rehabilitation.

ROBERT MUGABE 🔥🔥🔥 Now that 67 Farms are being returned to their former owners, the man must be turning in his grave. Why did he suffer for so long? Why did Zimbabweans have to endure more than 20 years of sanctions? Where will the black settlers GO from here? Rest easy Mdhara

Having a client who is a witch is another thing I won't do again 😂. Guy texted me that "the judge will be sick tomorrow so we don't have to go to court" Yeah, I ignored and went, the judge was absent 😂

The oldman Eddie is hallucinating I should say he spills the beans when he says the president decided Kuda goes out of pipeline business. Listen carefully Eddie says Kuda is President Mnangagwa that’s why he removed him from the pipeline and made him Kuvimba and it goes on

The most painful part of a relationship is when your partner finds someone else and they start acting out of character just to break up with you, while you are out there trying to fix things because you think its all your fault. People are very unkind.

WATCH 🔥🔥 MP vachibvutirwa mic nema thugs vanozviti #Mafia4ED. If the 2030 nonsense succeeds Zimbabwe will be turned into a HUGE open prison worse than Idi Amin's Uganda 🇺🇬, Bokassa's AR, Abacha's Nigeria, or Pinochet's Chile 🇨🇱 all rolled into one. We're SCREWED!! @LynneStactia

An elderly man from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 dropping knowledge 🔥🔥

Lovemore Madhuku, a leading legal scholar, told local media that the president’s direct involvement in his son’s elevation violates fundamental constitutional principles. Sean Mnangagwa was among nine Zimbabwe National Army officers promoted from Major during a ceremony presided over by the president on Wednesday. According to Madhuku, Mnangagwa should have stepped aside from the decision-making process, arguing that the situation presented a clear conflict of interest. “A president in such a position is not legally empowered to make that decision. The promotion is null and void. In cases of conflict, authority should be exercised by a vice president or another appropriate official," he said. Follow 263chat whatsapp channel on: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

Elon Musk explains his 5-step algorithm for solving any problem: "The most common mistake of smart engineers is to optimize a thing that should not exist." "I have this very basic first principles algorithm that I run as a mantra." Elon breaks it down: Step 1: Question the requirements. "Make the requirements less dumb. The requirements are always dumb to some degree, no matter how smart the person who gave you those requirements. You have to start there, because otherwise you could get the perfect answer to the wrong question." Step 2: Try to delete it. "Try to delete the part or the process step entirely. If you're not forced to put back at least 10% of what you delete, you're not deleting enough. Most people feel like they've succeeded if they haven't been forced to put things back in. But actually they haven't, they've been overly conservative and left things in that shouldn't be there." Step 3: Optimize or simplify. "The most common mistake of smart engineers is to optimize a thing that should not exist. So you don't optimize until after you've tried to delete." Step 4: Speed it up. "Any given thing can be done faster than you think. But you shouldn't speed things up until you've tried to delete it and optimize it otherwise, you're speeding up something that shouldn't exist." Step 5: Automate. "And then the fifth thing is to automate it." Elon explains why the order matters: "I've gone backwards so many times where I've automated something, sped it up, simplified it, and then deleted it. I got tired of doing that. So that's why I have this mantra."

Good audio…

@daddyhope Alpha male. Reminds me of the guy on safari who left his wife and kid when cheetahs came for them.

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has been SAFELY EVACUATED from the White House Correspondents Dinner, per sources You can hear shots ring out in this video A shooter opened fire in the LOBBY -- the shooter is DEAD This is absolutely INSANE LEFTIST VIOLENCE MUST END!

@msiziworld @StreamviDL

Babies make absolutely no sense 😂❤️

@zolaka7 @StreamviDL

"This is my 10th year of not going to church because of the same reason".

@CMawunga @penzura_wacho Ko murivapenyu

@rtsatsi40 @penzura_wacho Uyu ndiye munhu akanyatsofa manje🤣🤣

Would you accept such rules in a relationship?