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Any chance we can get Ben Roberts Smith as our new immigration officer 🤷‍♂️@NickB3434 @troy33029386 @RaphGarufi 😂😂

@DavidShoebridge Brave by you from your cushy job

Good

@van00sa Ives seen this it’s scary what is coming

Iran tripled its oil export rate in the 2 weeks before the strikes. They frontloaded every barrel they could get through Hormuz before it closed. Those ships are still at sea. A VLCC runs at 12–15 knots fully loaded. Once it clears the strait, the war is someone else’s problem. Transit times from the Gulf: 🇮🇳 India: 5–7 days 🇯🇵 Japan / South Korea: 20 days 🇨🇳 China: 22–25 days 🇪🇺 Europe via Suez: 19 days, via Cape: 35 days 🇺🇸 US Gulf Coast: 25–49 days depending on route 🇦🇺 Australia: imports refined fuel from Asian refineries that import crude The last pre war cargoes are landing now. The US bound barrels don’t dock until mid April. Until then, refineries are still running on crude from a world that no longer exists.

@ScooterMcNeice Prior had a stinker of a night on the kicking front

Its the small things that frustrate me so match. Roberts kicking out after a point twice. His literal weakness is kicking. You have Farrow and Prior and Johnson. There is no logic to so much we do

@EuroMongrel7 @R1CHARDFREEDMAN A lot of people on here that get sand caught in their vagina pretty easily 🤣

@Curtopuntshard @R1CHARDFREEDMAN Do you think it's fair that gambling companies can restrict winning bettors and excessively target vulnerable, losing bettors?

Australians lose approximately $32b/yr to gambling. The new govt "crackdown" targets advertising which overwhelmingly affects Wagering. Gaming creates three times the losses that Wagering does. Gaming problems dwarf Wagering but hey let's target the most visible not most damaging

@larter_stephen What does blue hair dye cost these days 🤷‍♂️had it gone up

Well done Albo. Great speech at Press Club. Good to see PM who actually turns up to reiterate the policy positions which will provide Australians with confidence at we move further into this crisis. To the Trolls who think they are intelligent pull your necks Fuckers. #auspole26

@ElaineM11584892 Can’t tell if you’re serious 😂

A fantastic speech by the Australian Prime Minister at the National Press club. He certainly has a vision for Australia.

@AussieVal10 She owns an F350🤣🤣

The global fuel crisis makes her emotional 🫣 This globalist stooge couldn’t care less…just like she doesn’t care about the $30B rorted/stolen by her Union buddies. Hey 🤡 do you know who is not going without? You! And all the politicians. So sick of these actors! Parasites.

@simon_ree Perfectly summed up

Australia was handed one of the greatest starting positions of any country in history Massive mineral wealth. Abundant energy. World-class beaches. Amazing climate. No fault lines... no earthquakes or tsunamis If you gave a 12-year-old this setup in a civilisation-building game, they'd build a paradise Instead, we got decades of useless politicians on both sides of the aisle who couldn't run a sausage sizzle at Bunnings without a $4 billion feasibility study and a royal commission Australia isn't unlucky. It's grossly mismanaged

@DonCaldwelll Playing a team of spuds while not rewarding a guy who’s worked harder on his craft than anyone, as long as Perkins is in our side we are a joke

Elijah Tsatas, now 21 years old, played 16 AFL games. Many which he’s named sub or get’s subbed. He still hasn’t played more than 2 full games of AFL in a row Should have played 50+ by now. WTF are they doing? VFL stats: 34 Disposals 16 Contested 10 Clearances 6 Tackles 🟥⬛️

@news_australian Gunna need a bigger couch😂😂

Do you want Australia’s national hero Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins to run for Parliament? Grace as Prime Minister and Brittany as Governor-General would be a dream come true right? DISCUSS👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 #auspol #gracetame #brittanyhiggins

@Ryandally08 His Mussi voters love him 😂

@PhillipAdams_1 Haha this has sand in your faneee😂

Klarkson is a kunt

@Champ_Ratings You would definitely have the inside info 😂😂

He's told the dogs not to fuck port over. He's done on a 5 year deal, below the bont but will live in Bacchus

I can 100% say this with every confidence one can find. He has told port and the bulldogs that he's going to the bulldogs, he did this mid last year. He has told both clubs to work together like the Dangerfield deal. He's told port it's up to them to get the best deal they can

@1116sen @SENBreakfast He’s a spud that is good with the media, only coaches a defensive style while always keeps other teams in the game and as soon as the script is flipped and the fall behind by 20 he can’t catch them

"It's a question Ross has to answer that he hasn't yet been able to." How much work needs to go into Ross Lyon's game style to be able to compete with the better teams in the competition? @SENBreakfast | #Tyrepower | #AFL

@van00sa It’s scary stuff

@TimjboAU He will never be able to go out in public without protection in Australia 😂😂

Watch AlboMP make a complete goose of himself in QT today, 'ducking and diving' to avoid answering the question. Under Labor, Australia is the only advanced economy where living standards have gone backwards. The US, UK, Germany, Canada, France and Denmark have all seen rising living standards, whilst ours have reversed. When will the PM finally admit that the buck stops with him? Angus Taylor.