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@WeAreOpenreach @skytv I have DM you

@Cxllum__ @skytv i.ki.show/3DEB1B595E i.ki.show/3DEB1B595E please DM here Callum

@WeAreOpenreach who can I talk to please in regards to your engineer treading mud into my house while installing my fibre today please? Left my carpet looking like this after treading over grass to do the external works. @skytv

the housemates waking up to George in the living room #bbuk

Soooo is the big brother app redundant now then? #bbuk

@SamanthaMugs I wonder if Rosheens still feeling a little bit giddy?

Gutted Vinted aren’t the sponsor. What do you mean we’ll never hear about the Icelandic metal indie jazz folk band ever again???? #bbuk

@LloydsBank It’s not. It crashes as soon as you open it

Our app is up and running, but for some customers it’s taking a bit longer than usual to get logged on at the moment. Please wait a few extra moments or give logging on another try.

@lv She then said this is inclusive of a 10% discount for new customers, yet 10% doesn’t equate to double the price? Very greedy… I’ll sign up with the PDSA, at least they’ll be grateful for the money. More expensive than my human private healthcare and I’ve actually claimed!

@lv you’re getting incredibly greedy? I have 2 cats, 1 & 1 and a half, the 1year olds pet insurance has DOUBLED in a year, and the older cats went up by £2… call the team and they said “it’s due to claim history” we’ve never claimed, yet I can sign up online for half the price?

“This affects ALL women. I will now have to provide papers to a police officer to prove I’m a woman before being searched. These are NOT modern feminists. They are a left over from the 80s” - author Kathryn Evans.

Danny : Morning Trisha! Trisha: 😂😂💀 #CBBUK

Truly don’t know how I’m gonna cope without hearing about Rosheen feeling a little bit giddy #CBBUK

@virginmedia just wondering if it’s a level of service you expect to leave customers of 10 years + business without services for a month? Not great in a digital world where everyone’s working from home.

“Where’s the other 3” obsessed with the fact Minah forgot that she put 4 faithfuls up😭 #TheTraitors

Hanah and her home girls attacking Segun during the break #BBUK

why did segun choose Ali to go in the vault when her family loves him unconditionally 😭😭😭😭xxxx #BBUK

I h̶a̶t̶e̶ love gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re dressed as a name Marcello and Segun called you behind your back? #BBUK

Segun going to bed thinking Ali’s girlfriend loves him unconditionally #BBUK

Cracking up😭 #bbuk

you ever see a woman so beautiful you could cry #bbuk