Penelope Dangboar

People sure do take these dumb little Internet cartoons seriously. And they should! They're the most important thing in the world. In fact, you should kill somebody over one. Tonight. This is God, by the way, speaking directly to you and you alone.

Step 1 to being happy: block and mute everyone who annoys you even a little

Have you thanked your loyal DPS today~?

@Gxth_Husband Pleeeeaaasee~!!!!

Every trans woman you know is fighting a battle you cannot see that you can turn the tides of right now by sending her $40

@TJS1126 Tobi...baby~ That cake would turn me diabetic.

@CxmInDxngeons …😳 M-my butt isn’t that big…is it…?

<---- 10/10 but will say "Huh?" at least three fucking times before she hears what you said.

@TJS1126 Then that just means we're both cuties with big butts who can't hear~

@CxmInDxngeons …what if that’s also me…?

@TJS1126 She's alot like her, don't worry~

@CxmInDxngeons For a moment I thought you’d just be musing as Seiko, which would have been nice in and of itself, but if that’s just the faceclaim I can’t wait to see what the actual OC is like!

The next switch is already in the works. So if you still wanna RP with Penelope, I'd get in my DMs soon. Also, Faceclaim for the next OC

@ROYALN0MORE //DMs~?

@CxmInDxngeons North from the castle. Please hurry. . .

The new years have begun on a good note. Do not bother the fallen knight. She's. . . busy.

Writer got a little high and is ready to accept just about any RP idea~

If you see this Don't give up...

@TJS1126 "Cranberries ...though I would like to make it smell like twink sorcerer face..."

@CxmInDxngeons 😳 “…w-what does it smell like…?”

Penelope when no one is looking:

@TJS1126 She absolutely does.

@CxmInDxngeons “…d-does she smell her fingers afterwards? What, who said that??”

"Yeah, I could beat you in a fight...b-bitch." Oh look. Penelope is trying to ragebait tops into choke slamming her~

@R0manHer0 "I-Is...is this how I do it?"

Ahem! Like, rt and pic of your muse EX or above you can DM