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Welcome, Leo 😎 #F1 #MiamiGP

@archiemwas Use adguard. Install it on a cheap vps and use that ip to set the dns address of the router. You can see the dns queries

I bought a router, paid for the internet, and gave a few people the logins. Which button do I press and start seeing their incognito browser history cause I'm their internet provider???

@thefvckisdraeco That marlboro hat clean as a whistle

This is wah I mean>>>>>>>>

@MaxUrus254 @Dalton254_ke Good luck 🤣

@Dalton254_ke gitlab?

People are seriously moving away from github. Hapa vibecoders hawataelewa

@AshtonHallofc Keyboard ahh nigga you stay pressed

So much hate under this post from guys who don’t look better than me lol .. no drugs needed, no acne, & I can drug test all year around. Why not just take the advice and get better or ignore it and find a better way. People hate who they are & where they are at, never the player. Focus.

@davepl1968 Its pretty organized but we all like some eyecandy

I actually really like this UI. Which is why they rarely let me design UI at Microsoft :-)

@_onlyscott Cancelo

Guess the player VERY HARD

Got a question for Noni Madueke? 🤔 Send in your questions below and we will ask him the best ones! 👇 #SaturdaySocial #AskMadueke

@eilasimalsi @OrevaZSN Einstein 🤡

@OrevaZSN Remove Micro$oft Install Linux (with LibreOffice or OpenOffice) Problem solved.

Dear Microsoft, How can I authenticate my authenticator app if it has to be reinstalled and I can't access my Outlook app to authenticate it because it has to be authenticated on my authenticator app that I can't authenticate?

@iamzahoorabbas What about dajjal tho?

The Prophet (ﷺ ) said: “After me, I have not left any trial more severe to men than women.” ~Sahih al-Bukhari 5096

@Amthevoice @jojo__joe Siet 🤣

@jojo__joe After 2 months anatupwa kutoka 10th floor

Huyu anashuka kwa stairs kueenda kubuy nyanya ya 20 bob hapo kwa mathe (kando ya barabara), kidogo kidogo jamaa ya TXL Prado anasimama anamwita kando anampea card yake anamshow "Call that number and come to my Westlands Office on Monday" na hivyo ndio ametoka block mamae

@MuinduRacson @DrJuma_M

@DrJuma_M A story goes round that Moi attempted sending assassins to Kalonzo severally, they all failed. Jamaa anaenda kwa man stevo wanapata amekaa badala washoot, wanaanza kumpea hadithi vile wametumwa na moi. Wanakula na wanarudi😄😄😂

Moi really respected kalonzo dont know why

@AmbrosMr_ Ni mbaya 🤣🤣

Upuzi ambao uko kenya ni mwingi sana.

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me. It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle. He writes on the whiteboard: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $150 candles: $3,600 family: dying Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.” I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh. So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.” He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.” Okay. I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory. He stops me. “You’re thinking like a consultant.” That’s when I knew I was in trouble. He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.” I say, “What?” He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?” I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it. He nods for the first time. Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?” I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?” He says, “Be more specific.” I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?” For the first time, he smiles. He goes, “Every day?” I say, “Every day.” He says, “In size?” I say, “In size.” He says, “And what do we call that?” I say, “Market manipulation?” The room gets very quiet. He looks disappointed and writes something down. “No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.” I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.” He nods again. Then he points back at the board. I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities. I update the budget: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $0 candles: $3,750 family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way He says, “How confident are you?” I say, “0.95.” He smiles and circles candles. “0.95 huh?” Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days. Needless to say I did not get the offer.

@n0t_glow1e @kai_fell @davepl1968 🤣🤣 didnt he write drivers too?

@kai_fell never ask: A woman her age A man his salary @davepl1968 what he did besides the task manager

@tomwarren Is our code trustworthy?? Data integrity is a big issue

yesterday I reported on GitHub employee concerns about reliability and leadership, and then hours later GitHub suffered a catastrophic outage 😬 theverge.com/news/918001/gi…

@PaulMcG1992 Thats season didnt deserve these cars

No hybrids, no energy recovery systems, no clipping... Waking up your feed with the Williams FW26 & the sound of a V10 BMW F1 engine, which revved close to 19,000 RPM. #F1

@centregoals @WeAreTheOverlap We al know the best player atm is that barca boi and it aint even close

🚨🚨🎙️| Ian Wright: “If Arsenal win the Premier League, Declan Rice has to win Premier League POTY. And if Arsenal win the Champions League. Rice should also win the Ballon d'Or.” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

@mcfc9320group 🤣🤣🤣

I’m not saying we will win the league but these are hilarious 😂😂