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251 HTX Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Mr. Glucose Guardian
Mr. Glucose Guardian@Regg79816·
When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first
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Crumb@Cylister·
Your girl types messages in all caps 24/7 and you think I’m jealous of that?
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McNeil
McNeil@REFLOG18·
Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby
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Brown to Houston asap. Idc idc idc make it happen
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Where is she?
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dana donnelly
dana donnelly@danadonnelly·
your teen years are for hating your parents, your twenties are for forgiving them cuz like, they did their best, your thirties are for hating them again cuz like no they didn’t, frick those guys
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turd
turd@goonageddon·
my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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signüll
signüll@signulll·
the contrast between zohran mamdani & vivek ramaswamy is undeniable. zohran almost always speaks from a coherent moral grammar (left populist, materialist, “rent is too high”, etc.) that voters can compress into one sentence & repeat at the dinner table. every utterance reinforces the same prior. the discipline is downstream of having an actual position. whereas vivek is running hindu metaphysics through an evangelical coded gop & expecting everything to read as sophistication when it reads as evasion. like “jesus is a son of god” is technically defensible but politically it’s him telling christians their entire belief structure is simply one option on a menu. you cannot out galaxy brain a base that wants tribal affirmation. you can simply tell this by the amount of respect trump has for zohran vs vivek. what a waste.
Lysander@UnderCoercion

Vivek: Jesus is A son of god but Jesus is not THE son of god. Jesus is A way to heaven but not THE way to heaven.

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I started posting about how having retarded homies can be detrimental a few years ago. Everyone was still screaming no new friends back then. I’m glad we’re moving on from the nonsense.
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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
It’s becoming clearer how we’re going to tell that something wasn’t written by AI.
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Queen
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How do you think Charlie felt the first time he saw this side of her? It was most likely too late lmao
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As a man it feels really gay attempting to plan something for my birthday. This is why I need a wife so I can just show up, appreciate and complain
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le.hl@0xleegenz·
Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:
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