Czarson
240 posts



> O ano é 2006
> Você chega da escola
> Vai direto pro computador
> Abre o uTorrent
> Percebe que ainda faltam alguns minutos
> Sua internet de 200kb não é lá essas coisas
> Ok, você tem tempo de almoçar
> Meia hora depois retorna
> Legal, a ISO terminou de baixar!
> Deixa o seed ligado por um tempo
> Outra pessoa quer baixar também
> Abre o Nero (quem lembra?)
> Burning…
> Grava a ISO!
> Abre o Daemon Tools (os de verdade sabem)
> Monta a imagem
> Instala o jogo!
> Inicia… ainda está pedindo um CD
> De volta pra internet
> Procure um crack No-Cd
> Baixe o crack
> AVAST grita: uma ameaça foi detectada!
> De volta pra internet
> Encontre um keygen russo misterioso
> Você vê dois botões, mas não fala russo
> Escolha com sabedoria
> Apareceu um código na tela!
> Copia, cola, copia, cola, copia, cola…
> Inicia o jogo de novo
> Tá rodando, bora caralho
> EA GAMES, challenge everything! 🫦
> Tun de run dun, de run de run dun oooh 🔈
> Through the window, to the wall (the wall)🔉
Eu vivi isso, tempos bons que não voltam mais 🥹
Old Internet@OldInternetFeel
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@king_of_games34 When you play for the 1st time in your life, it's most likely unknown to you that things like this are possible. Especially if you're 10 year old
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FF8 is by far the easiest game in all of FF because the Junction system just allows you to completely break the game within the first HOUR of gameplay. Buy a bunch of tents in the first town, convert them, then junction them to your HP. You now are unkillable with 9999 HP.
Spy-D‼️| FF8@_SpyDtroid_
I came into FF8 thinking it would be as easy as FF7... This game is NOT FF7...
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Hace tres días descubrí que mi hijo de 6 años no es mío biológicamente, y hoy mismo le pedí el divorcio a mi esposa y dejé de pagar su colegio privado. Descubrí la verdad por un test de ADN que me hice por pura curiosidad médica, y resultó que mi "mejor amigo" de toda la vida es el padre real. Mi esposa se puso de rodillas suplicando perdón, diciendo que fue "un error de una sola noche" y que, independientemente de la sangre, yo soy el único padre que el niño conoce. Mis suegros me llaman desesperados diciendo que el niño no tiene la culpa y que quitarle la estabilidad económica y mi presencia es un acto de crueldad extrema que lo traumatizará de por vida.
Yo no odio al niño, pero cada vez que lo miro veo la traición de las dos personas en las que más confiaba. No voy a seguir financiando la vida de un hijo que fue fruto de un engaño sistemático durante años. He decidido que solo pagaré lo mínimo legal si un juez me obliga, pero ya eliminé el fondo de ahorro para su universidad y puse la casa a la venta. Mis amigos dicen que soy un cobarde por "abandonar" a un niño que me ama, pero yo siento que he estado viviendo una mentira financiada con mi propio esfuerzo. ¿Ustedes se quedarían a criar al hijo de una traición por "amor" o cortarían todo lazo para empezar de cero? Los leo en los comentarios.
(Historia anónima)
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@Ricckc137 Nigdy nie byłem, także po polsku nie wiem ale się wypowiem. Tak to pewnie wygląda, to jest stworzone dla kobiet, nie dla mężczyzn. Tam nie ma rozwiązań A jeśli są to w stylu poszukaj siebie, walcz o swoje itd
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Czy kazda psychoterapia polega na siedzeniu i gadaniu o swoim dzieciństwie, szkole, rodzicach, traumach przez godzinę z przerwami na bezrefleksyjny komentarz terapeuty? Przez 5 sesji nie dowiedziałem sie niczego o sobie. Nie wiem czy jest sens szukać kogos innego czy kazdy terapeuta jedynie ochoczo wystawia rączkę po pieniążki realnie nie wnoszac niczego sensownego w ramach terapii?
Polski

@JanWerbinski @ikara_zbrodnia Z takim wymiarem sprawiedliwości sprawa jest oczywista.
Dostanie więcej, niż tamci by dostali w sumie, gdyby go zabili w trakcie napadu.
Polski

🚨 Dramatyczna noc w Bystrzycy Kłodzkiej! Instruktor strzelectwa zabił napastnika, po czym sam oddał się w ręce policji.
Szykuje się bardzo głośna sprawa o granice obrony koniecznej. Z dotychczasowych ustaleń wynika:
🔴 Posiadacz legalnej broni (Borys) miał zostać zaatakowany w ciemnym przejściu przez 3 agresywnych mężczyzn.
🔴 Najpierw padł strzał ostrzegawczy. Gdy napastnicy ruszyli na niego, oddał 5 kolejnych strzałów. Jeden z nich zginął na miejscu.
🔴 Strzelec wezwał karetkę i stawił się na komendzie. Dwóch pozostałych sprawców policja wyłapała nad ranem.
Prokuratura będzie miała twardy orzech do zgryzienia. Scenariusz jak z filmu, ale niestety wydarzył się naprawdę.
#BystrzycaKłodzka #Strzelanina #Samoobrona #ObronaKonieczna #Broń #Policja
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@CrimsonDesert_ Game is great, don't listen the 'journalists' great work
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Fellow Greymanes, Patch Version 1.01.00 is rolling out.
This patch adds 5 summonable mounts, decreased loading times for fast travel and revival, some adjustments to controls as part of our ongoing efforts to improve the game's keyboard/mouse and controller experience, and more.
Version 1.01.00 is available on Steam. PlayStation, Xbox, Mac, and EGS will follow at a later time, and we'll provide an update in the notice below once they are available.
Read the patch notes here: pearlabyss.info/41xJAUC

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Oh my god, I just tested this out myself and its actually insane how Crimson Desert makes you wait a whole transportation sequence to go to another location.
If you stand on top of a teleporter and fast travel to another teleporter it gets you there almost instantly.
However, moving just a few steps away and traveling back to that same teleporter, the game makes you sit through a whole cutscene which takes approximately 15 seconds to finish.
The developers should get rid of this ASAP, it looks cool for the first time you do it, but I would much rather take a quicker load screen than watching a cutscene every time I fast travel...
Bonafide XP@BonafideXP
I just found out that when you stand on these teleporters and try to teleport, you skip the animation completely with a fade to black and get to your destination in half the time as you would standing outside of it. My question is why??
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@RinoTheBouncer Soundtrack, graphics back then, I really liked summons from this entry
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@XenosGift @NikTek Yeap, stamina issue for me too, I raised it to devs but haven't heard anything
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Character Switching in Crimson Desert when Kliff and Damiane are nearby is so seamless and instantaneous, you don't even have to go through a loading screen.
It reminds me of those early GTA 6 leaks where a dev would switch instantly between Lucia and Jason.
Huge props to Pearl Abyss for getting this game mechanic right from the start
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@CrimsonDesert_ on ps5 there's a bug after changing characters. When you switch back suddenly you can't summon your horse and stamina meter is gone, plus more things are messed up afterwards i. e. Home. I'll try to upload video soon
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“She saw Marriage as a business , she got married to me for few years , divorced and took 50% of my lifetime savings . All her own money and properties was not in her name“ ___ Tyrese
“ 50 cent warned me ,he told me that if you are someone that loves so deep then this generation is not for you but I didn’t listen . When she asked for Divorce and took everything , 50 cent still didn’t leave me, he still offered me a role in his movie “ POWER “ . That’s how I bounced back and started hustling again . Sadly no one cares how you feel as a man , but I told myself that I’ll not act tough . I had to cry . Men need to start speaking up too . The society needs to know men cry too and get hurt“
___Tyrese
When loving , use your head .

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