mol 🧚🏼‍♀️🦕🥀

god and jesus playing bible

Me and Spongebob go Way back

@thornhillmelb play where we go tonight i’m having a bad day

no roster just one guy thats unsure if he wants u or not

accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight

Burger she wrote

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house

Going into 2026 fat and scared

@ the grinch im soooo drunk grinchhhhhhhh

@oatmilk4eva i’m crying

@oatmilk4eva the way you are the most beautiful woman i’ve ever known is crazy btw

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

lauren deadass just said “who’s the man in that photo”

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

i thought you were gonna catch me 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩 i never stopped falling for you 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩 now i know better never let me 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩 leave home without a parachute 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

@wtfloz THE SOUP IS OVER FOR YOU

lauren kill yourself for liking this you stupid evil nasty cow

deleted hinge and started crushing on men i met in the basement pit like god intended

he already does

I was a nothingburger to him but he was an everything bagel to me…