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@Tm0rr0w @Ray_RMCF I’m really tired 😂😂

@Ray_RMCF Bro meant pressing in FOOTBALL terms 😭😭

Kylian Mbappe when his girlfriend asks him to PRESS her boobs.

@TrezCouture @Wizarab10 E gats be am😂

@Wizarab10 Nah this person draw that map for Micheal Scofield body

Na wa ooo

@weird_assngga @Lanosnipe @Mrbankstips Rest

@Lanosnipe @Mrbankstips don’t give that narrative…we’re NIGERIANS Tell me what is on your international passport huh ??

Footballers promoting their other Irl business. EPIC!

@Uchechukwu50018 @Nerdio_omokogi @Motion_Boy_ E too close😂😂😂

@Nerdio_omokogi @Motion_Boy_ Object in mirror more closer than dey appear

women have the funniest ways of asking for sex😭😭

@ayoolaoluwanise Na pixel be that sha, no first go rate am less 😂

you dey use 4g android phone dey buy woman iphone 16💔. your eba dey fridge

@willinilli024 But “it’s a man’s world”, e no get wetin man no go see😂

Fat man= Fat Fat woman= plus sized Short man= short Short woman= petite Broke man= broke Broke woman= independent/understanding gf God sees all.

@Vohnenter @Prestigious_Gt Hope say na from taraba you de tweet this thing so😂😂😭

@Prestigious_Gt Mine kept sending me TikTok videos about how Sagittarius women are loyal but all the while she was jumping from one man to another. The painful part is when I caught her she said yes she is a cheat, she has being cheating I should leave her alone. I still feel the pain 💔😭

One of my exes once said this, and I later caught her cheating. That's more reason I nearly ran mad. She was almost perfect until I caught her 😭 I felt like a fool

@jammusnu @rlynnb0502 @LuckyStonkz @ma1ybe Nahh, you wrong for this😂😂😭

@rlynnb0502 @LuckyStonkz @ma1ybe bitch im surprised you don’t just see it as pie

Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped. Girls don't want to be raped.

@reallyyanon @williams_corpaa @Jesugo98 This one no be meme, I don jam one weh say the puna na for marriage 😂😭

@williams_corpaa @Jesugo98 Virgin wey fit Dey take am for yansh😂

The day i realized that most Nigeria girls are beyond useless was in 2022 during days in Laspotech Ikorodu. A friend of mine invited his female friends to his house for merrymaking which included me and two other guys. This my guy then took us to a hotel named Sheriff in the night to swim and enjoy ourselves when a random guy in his car called one of the girls with us collected his numbers and 10 minutes later the girl followed the guy in his car to another location (it was later we knew the guy took to girl to another hotel for one night stand). The next day all of us met at my guy house with the girls talking when the girl that was taken to another hotel with the guy in car suddenly show up with some drinks and cake that he is going to his boyfriend house to celebrate him because that day was his birthday. Me and my guys were perplexed about what happened the previous day. She even gave us some of the drinks with snacks. Fast forward today the one night stand girl and the real dodoyo boyfriend are married with two children. The last time i saw the both of them, I recap on that night event the girl had with that random guy and in my head i was thinking wildly. As a man in any relationship you are with most Nigeria girls never put your 100 percent trust in it and trust me most of this girls are identical in their nature and lifestyle.

@Trots11 @CPFC Damn, they didn’t listen unc

@CPFC Please don’t sell either Olise or Eze. They are so fun to watch together on the pitch.

No celebration needed. The football by the way 😍 #CPFC | #WOLCRY

@PaddyEric_ @centredevils I de quick vex oo

@D12paperchaser @centredevils Leao

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@PaddyEric_ @centredevils Bring who?

@centredevils Bring him

@john322226 E sweet pass puna when your game de enter

It’s just 36mins of football and there’s already a Remontada on this PSG vs Bayern Munich match. Surely, my wife now understands why I love football??

@prai_3e @theAlphaDen1 @Motion_Boy_ Seeee, celeb work no be for who de sleep o😂😂😭

@theAlphaDen1 @Motion_Boy_ him no no say for celeb work na celeb wey dey active cl dey pay put 😭😂

For yahoo we de call this format “interception of funds”😭😭😭 see as the work clean😭😭😭

@AnaKasparian2 Take off those qualifications from your name, you’re operating on a smooth brain my dear.

There are always conditions to men’s love my friend. No man is sleeping with some woman who doesn’t brush their teeth or bathe, nor should they.

@D_GreatTife1 @sturbornsoldier For era weh streaming never rampant? Make una try de think as una de cook agenda

@sturbornsoldier is the 8 years old not supposed to have more views??😂

you just wan disgrace yourself and runtown 😂

@OnchainIris @VERITY_HQ Me no come understand o, which kind obsession with virginity I de see for tl lately

@VERITY_HQ You guys are soo weird

Once you see those little stubborn pimples on their checks , she’s a virgin .

@chisomholic Them sabi wet oo, no whining

This should be the least of a man's problems when it's time for him to settle down. If you know how many bad marriages exist out there because people marry for the wrong things you'll get your reality in check. Besides, hairy women are often very cute.

@boy_kixofficial @nothoughts3v3r @senadceca @ovrkast Dedication and discipline? Y’all need to stop equating academic success to intellectual capacity

@nothoughts3v3r @senadceca @ovrkast how can a stupid person get good grades ? lmao

You would be surprised at what the smartest niggas I know be listening to

@AhmedMussa218 @aymallseven That dude ain’t getting no where to top ten bro, and this ain’t from a place of hate or something. He doesn’t play like one with the skill, and I blame that more on Ronaldo for not letting him develop at a single European youth facility. All the movements stunted his development.

@aymallseven We gotta rig this one for him