Dan 🇾🇪

@IrishBrian30 Adidas Power Soccer

Syphon Filter

🪵 all three at once and it would be disgraceful and disgusting and we would all be ashamed after but they can’t unpiss on my face

Watching Football Factory 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥊

Free gift from my local Kurdish Cornershop.

@ClassAOlly44 @UplifterGeorge1 Innit, most of the Covid year ones for me were those Poly weirdos.

@UplifterGeorge1 Alpha movements

That JB on here is such a fucking whopper ain’t he. Bragging to his little chum how he only shags birds in relationships. A very sad and lonely old man.

Just asked the bloke in Costa what temperature the machines on

@ClassAOlly44 Told me to grow up and fuck off

@IrishBrian30 I wonder how Lorraine’s doing.

@sovietapologist Wow such a lazy and disobedient wife/partner. Why are you not doing this for your man?

@sspencerukk The fact you nailed the first name is fucking class. It’s so obvious to our generation but the elder generation are so oblivious

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

@gmangman157 Keepie Uppies is it?

"kickups"

I wonder if they have relegations clauses in the players contracts such as reduced wages or agreed exit fees otherwise it could get very Leeds for Spurs.

Mental Beth called earlier. Smoke at hers I reckon on the agenda.

@UplifterGeorge1 It wasn’t a question.

@D448__ Why am I always questioned on this app

How many kickups with a football can you do?

@UplifterGeorge1 Prove it

@D448__ A lot

@Dylzzyy What a baller! Genuinely can probably do about 10.

@D448__ Hit 250 when I was a kid, probably do about 20 these days

TV could be coming back you know.