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I hear gays need to protect themselves now

@twunkinchief Details!

post threesome clarity is real

@petemoss_2 Literally

The gay experience is seeing a guy who’s smoking hot and then he sounds like Fran Drescher

@juanbuis I love this

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

I asked “is Fauci dead” of the new and improved Siri AI. Its response:

@Provokatov Oh I thought you were comparing grindr and twitter

@DANsplained0 Grindr or X?

Sorry, but how are troons able to have their entire ass out on Grindr, but if I put a fraction of my ass cheek, I get moderated?

@DolomiteMick You already have several options

@DANsplained0 But what if I want my gay dating app to be slutty?

Grindr raised prices again … Grid is free. It’s basically the same thing, but location-based and less slutty. And it’s free. apps.apple.com/app/id67489572…

That’s exactly what grid is! apps.apple.com/app/id67489572…

@petemoss_2 Post it to grid

Looked better at the gym but people were changing 🥲

Ppl are postingggg

@typicalaimster Yep

@DANsplained0 Is there a setting to filter women?

@PrestonDelToro filter by male white gay hairless skinny 18-24 BOOM twink app

@DANsplained0 twink app only, when?

I'm seeing new people! Who signed up 👀👀

@Acyn So every New Yorker will rush to these stores the minute they’re stocked… then they’ll all run out of food… and then for thirty days they’ll have five empty grocery stores?

Mamdani: Today, I am proud to announce a collection of essential staples that will be predictably 30% cheaper at all five of our city-run grocery stores. This core set of goods will include all fresh produce, meat, and seafood, along with 20 other essential items like cheese, milk, and bread. Here's how it will work. Once a month, our five city-run grocery stores will set prices for this core set of goods at 30% below typical retail prices. No exceptions, no gimmicks. The savings will last for the entire month. That means no weekly fluctuations or sticker shock at the checkout line—not for our seniors living on fixed incomes, nor for the parents who rely on a regular supply of apple slices to keep toddler tantrums at bay.

@isoutoforbit I did! here's one with no AI faces

@DANsplained0 Did you make it? Hope it goes well. Maybe less AI faces.

@CGay2022 @PolitclyNcorekt Correct! get on there and I'll take a real screenshot 😊

@PolitclyNcorekt @DANsplained0 They used cheap AI 😁

@monkieboy99 you can filter them out! (unlike at a real gay bar)

@DANsplained0 Why are there always females? 🥱

@GuriaDeRoxo @twunkinchief @xingqiuk You're right, not no one. 27 a year! And for all sorts of reasons, not trans hate. More people a year die from LIGHTNING.

@twunkinchief @xingqiuk No one? Really? Kkfkskkvkskvkskvkkzmc

they also kill you anywhere else for being trans so whats the point

@anxiousnyc @twunkinchief Naur

@DANsplained0 @twunkinchief Are you both watching house of dragon

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