There is a corporate fitness group at this Barry’s class and it’s all hetero men I wanna kms
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Anxious Millennial
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Anxious Millennial
@anxiousnyc
nyc & dogs & 🏳️🌈
NYC Katılım Temmuz 2026
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It’s literally just the excess of the other cookies mixed together. So no one is going to truly guess it. Lwk
Dexerto@Dexerto
Chips Ahoy will give $25,000 to someone who correctly guesses the flavor of its new mystery cookie
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not oomf’s dog giving bear face
Anxious Millennial@anxiousnyc
nobody said either of us were photogenic
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my villain origin story is my 9th grade history teacher telling the class that I would be considered desirable in the Enlightenment Period because "he's short and rotund"
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@DANsplained0 I turned mine off when I upgraded to iOS27... it ate up so much battery!
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a lot of indignant replies to this. like give me a break you're not watching jurassic park for the themes
john@johnsemley3000
saw JURASSIC PARK (1993) in a theatre tonight. a truly great and meaningless movie, with no big themes or whatever. pure joy, with some scares, and yuks. despite seeing it probably 150 times, I had somehow forgotten how funny Goldblum is, and how evil Attenborough is.
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I know I’m in my late 30s bc I have an urge to get into birding for no known reason
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@Mattduffy33 Watching him come full circle on this is pretty entertaining ngl
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@clintbuckingham Another one:
“You should move to Florida, man - no taxes and freedom”
“Ok….”
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7am meeting and the following phrases have been said 15x:
This is a hot potato
We arent aligned with the key stakeholder
Lets circle back on this offline
Why isnt this in salesforce?
This is critical for linearity
MAKE IT STOP.
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