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@TheGriftReport Happy in a crowd of men 🤣

Keir Starmer arrives in Saudi Arabia acting like he’s running the Iran crisis, telling reporters there’s “a lot of work to do” to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The UK Prime Minister is desperately trying to look like a key global player in the Middle East meltdown. Online Britain is absolutely roasting him. X is flooded with memes and edited videos showing Starmer heroically trying to stop a train with his bare hands. “Delusional” and “embarrassing” are trending. Can we share some of the memes in the comments please (do your worst) 😂😂

@VABEJA Needs sacking this helmet

Dear @kanyewest I apologise that the British government are a bunch of cunts. Go grab yourself a dingy and arrive on the Kent coastline. You’ll get a free hotel and Get Out of Jail Free pass. What a bunch of bullshit

@liz_churchill10 Your Nan would be turning in her grave right now William dont be so stupid like your other family members we are looking at change with you in the future be seems not by this & i will never ever sing the national anthem again 😔

Prince William preaches that Islam is the ‘Religion of Peace’ that other Faiths must learn from. He’s the same gutless Royal as his father…ditching Christianity while Britain burns under grooming gangs and stabbings. Defender of the Faith? More like Defender of the Invaders.

@NathanIsherwood @AnythingLFC_ Yeah as dont want Sobo there but poor season so off it & think Alonso needs to come in give us something different

@DAZZAP1985 @AnythingLFC_ I agree but sadly no one else fit enough to play RB

Haaland scores. (1-0) #MCILIV #EmiratesFACup

@NathanIsherwood @AnythingLFC_ Exactly that mate & Jones plus Gomez should be nowhere near the team

@AnythingLFC_ Sums our season up . Playing really well by our usual standards this season and yet find ourselves 1-0 down 🤦🏻‍♂️

@VABEJA Had the better until the penalty now fell apart ekitike should be through the middle Jones & Gomez should be nowhere near this team shambles Slot out

@PolitlcsUK What a load of Waffle dont give a fuck about us & go away & have a word with yourself in a dark room 👍

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation "It is now clear the impact of this war will affect the future of our country. So today I want to reassure the British people: no matter how fierce this storm, we are well placed to weather it"

🚨🇮🇪 BREAKING: An armed group declaring themselves as the 'NEW REPUBLICAN MOVEMENT' have issued a WARNING to Irish Politicians "You have FLOODED our communities with MILITARY AGE MEN" "We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion DESTROYED by the people we put in power" Things are only going to get worse

@danzed11 Hope your all good mate

@DAZZAP1985 I meant all his craziness. Plus maybe a clause in his contract if they did go down as offering him one of highest paid managers in prem for 5 years 😂 and never been at a club longer than 3

Could end badly this 😂

@danzed11 Yeah clause in contract sounds more like it as big risk but he is no nonsense won't take any shit & u know me i love that 😁

@SkyNews Not our war but keeps giving money to Zelensky 👀

Speaking at the launch of Labour's local elections campaign, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer said the conflict in the Middle East "is not our war, and we are not going to be dragged into it." live updates: trib.al/Q9kOvd9

@GMB @wesstreeting Dick pics on his phone

'I wonder if in this case it's more cock up than conspiracy,' says @wesstreeting. He's questioned following news the police are revisiting an investigation into the theft of Morgan McSweeney’s phone after admitting they recorded the wrong address when he reported the crime.

@VABEJA Better than Henry 👏👏👏

What Ed Balls (ironic since he has none) is basically saying on the terrorist attack in Golders Green: "Do you think this might be your fault because some of you made mean comments about Londons Muslim mayor?"

@Coinvo So the helmet stays in power thats all it is if this happens properly crafty

BREAKING: 🇬🇧 The U.K. will likely go into lockdown in May if meningitis cases continue to escalate.

@e4billycab @ProstateUK @BlokesClub @Foxy2Para @Mr_Andrew_Fox @JayLouiseKnight @BottledUpBlokes @AndyMargett Good to see u out getting it done mate 👍

Never Give Up ☺️👍❤️ @ProstateUK @BlokesClub @Foxy2Para @Mr_Andrew_Fox @JayLouiseKnight @BottledUpBlokes @AndyMargett #MensHealthMatters 😀💕

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer’s calls with Donald Trump are mocked in the launch of Saturday Night Live UK #SNLUK

@PolitlcsUK Seeing him standing with the British Flags behind him makes me sick bloke aint got a care in the world about British People FACTS

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation about the war in Iran "Whether to commit British troops to military action is the most serious responsibility of any Prime Minister... I have been attacked... but at every stage, I have stood by my principles"