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@Orange_JuIius Ha what else are you going to steal you gentrifier

Corn Julius is just vasito de elote

Solid cum. Rock hard, completely solid cum

@Orange_JuIius Come out of your room and do it yourself oh no wait you won't because as soon as you open your door you know we're going to smell that you've been smoking pot inside the house again

@DAlRY_QUEEN Dude stop Just put them in the dryer I forgot

@Orange_JuIius fucking dipshit you left your clothes in the washer again I'm throwing them on the floor

@Orange_JuIius We will never let that happen. You will suffer forever

Can't wait until we're bankrupt

Eat your phone and take a picture of it and we'll give you $100 of free Dairy Queen food

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@Orange_JuIius it's paint asshole

OH SHIT THIS JULIUS IS BANGIN YO

@Orange_JuIius J Coleslaw went bad in my fridge with no features

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Watch as Travis Pastrami backflip 720 spins his dirt bike into a pool full of Blizzard mix at the MX Fest, sponsored by Dairy Queen: VID_3687.mov

@Orange_JuIius Meat prison Yummy yummy

This New Year's Julius will suck as bad as last year's New Year's Julius and it and nothing else will never get better unless you inject MDMA and/or serotonin into your eyeballs and/or genitals. Happy new year from Orange Julius. Enjoy your meat prison

You won't even stand for the national anthem twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/…

Rodents

Yeah a nice juicy burger is less healthy than prison ramen. Listen bud, if the damn US gov fed its people properly, we wouldn't exist. But unfortunately, everything in the US is privatized, even the prison system, which takes advantage of legal slavery. So we're here! Eat at DQ

Wow it's like voting doesn't actually help accomplish anything! Buy a chicken strip basket for $7.49 today

Howdy to rural Texas from all of us at Dairy Queen! Vote Beto O'Rourke for US Senate

@John41457859 Eat the tractor

@Orange_JuIius We own you, fucker

Check out the new article by Forbes on how Orange Julius is bringing in and relating with millennial customers by not turning up income in a stagnant economy and a barbaric system that chokes the common person every chance it gets