Orange Julius

Our collaboration just got the charbroiled seal of approval. Try our brand new superstar angus beef Carl's Julius today.

Anthony

@batsugunda @randygdub We'd sell our Black Hole Julius but we can't get Soundgarden to do the TV advertisements anymore

the black hole pic fuckin sucks. what’s with the orange shit, stop wasting my time

@DAlRY_QUEEN Fuck you hamburger man. Don't you sell dogshit tacos anyways?

@Orange_JuIius Ha what else are you going to steal you gentrifier

Corn Julius is just vasito de elote

@mortenotte @choofers @marysuewriter @Hbomberguy No specific order

@mortenotte @choofers @marysuewriter @Hbomberguy Do both

Pee on cops

Political power grows from a cup of Orange Julius

How to tell if your kidneys are giving out

Drainus

Orange Julius is NOT the "cum sock" of frozen drinks. Anyone who says this on our page will be BLOCKED

@DAlRY_QUEEN Dude stop Just put them in the dryer I forgot

@Orange_JuIius fucking dipshit you left your clothes in the washer again I'm throwing them on the floor

We were going to release our new Lysergic Acid Diethylamide Julius to our customers but someone who probably has sex with their Nintendo already trademarked LSDJ

Oranged Julie of us

Can't wait until we're bankrupt

Guns don't kill people. Bullets do. Join the Orange Julius humanitarian cause to ban all bullets and give guns to every newborn kid in America by donating during your next visit. #OrangeJuliusCares

We don't have a mascot but if we did it wouldn't be an underaged girl #arbysforprison2020

@Orange_JuIius hey bro

Stop stealing our ideas