David Brown

@Betfred @JayMotty @StretfordPaddck Stay off the glue lad

Wayne Rooney ??? ??? ??? ??? @JayMotty from @StretfordPaddck believes that Man Utd have had five strikers in the Premier League era who were better than Luis Suárez.

178,000 people died from LSD last year. Oh, hold on. That was alcohol.

Dewsbury-hall is an 8 btw and I will die on that hill.

Penalty?! We didn’t even get a corner… 😭

The epidemic of people forming a long queue at a single till at a pub is the biggest load of shit to ever hit this country Stand at the bar like everyone has for the last 100 years you fucking mongs.

Cost of sacking Liam Rosenior: £24m Cost of buying Sheffield Wednesday: £20m When sacking a manager costs more than a club in the Championship, it's probably time to start addressing those financial oblivion questions in football.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✨ 138 years ago today, the English football league was formed! ✅ The 12 founding clubs: • Accrington FC • Aston Villa • Blackburn Rovers • Bolton Wanderers • Burnley • Derby • Everton • Notts County • Preston North End • Stoke City • West Brom • Wolves

Dire Straits 🎼Brothers In Arms (Live)🖤 These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day you'll return to Your valleys and your farms And you'll no longer burn To be brothers in arms Through these fields of destruction Baptisms of fire I've witnessed your suffering As the battle raged high And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms There's so many different worlds So many different suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones Now the sun's gone to hell And the moon riding high Let me bid you farewell Every man has to die But it's written in the starlight And every line in your palm We're fools to make war On our brothers in arms

Remembering the great Kurt Cobain, who passed away 32 years ago today.

@GLB_88 Guapa!! 😍

Watering the garden makes we want these sunny hot days so muchhhh!

@_JesusLopez_ 😂😂😂

Una genialidad en la TV británica, sobre cómo se toman sus vacaciones los ingleses en España

If there aren’t sanctions imposed and a points deduction impending, for a £262million loss, we may as all give up. There is absolutely not a chance a figure of that nature can be PSR compliant. Chelsea also had a £155m loss in 2023.

Everton have appeared on Sky Sports' Monday Night Football more than 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 Premier League club 📺 Arsenal, Aston Villa & Spurs are yet to be selected... This doesn't seem fair at all! 🤨

@emrachelz Yes Emily you beautiful soul ❤️💪🏻🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️

2 years ago I was a hopeless, raging tornado of an alcoholic. Endless pain & destruction. I’m now 2 years sober, filled with peace, joy, gratitude. Through God, hard work, willingness, honesty & openness, I am free. Truly blessed. You are never alone! Recovery is possible 🩷🙏✨

@fesshole Just do the honourable thing and get a gobble off her to make her feel human again

In my early 20s I was occasionally shagging my Mum's mate who was then early 40s. Forty years on they're both in the same nursing home. The weekly visits are now the most excruciatingly toe-curling hours of my life.

Get me back to Pikes this year 🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️

Alan Ball of Everton

So why not do this when Everton are playing 🤔 #EFC

Agree?