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@powerfulbadeeu @jaybeea9 @Mr_Sprime Like.... If the institute is as good as they claim they won't constantly be trying to persuade you to pay.

@DBeryl102 @jaybeea9 @Mr_Sprime Very shady ooo

Dear Corps Members, you see those certifications offered to you during your CDS, Project management certifications, NIM, HSE etal…, Use your money to eat better food. Beeni, I talk am 😇😌

@ObidiNworah @jaybeea9 @powerfulbadeeu @Mr_Sprime Thank you

@DBeryl102 @jaybeea9 @powerfulbadeeu @Mr_Sprime You're in law school? I wish you luck And as a former law school student last year, I concur with what your predecessors told you.

I WOULD NEVER STOP BELIEVING CHRIST. Here's why👇🏽 After my dad's death, my mom went into serious debt to keep us afloat. I remember praying and crying daily for financial intervention. I couldn't even resume school because there was no money. God came through just like I Prayed.

@jaybeea9 @powerfulbadeeu @Mr_Sprime That's how one came to our law school this week that we should pay 200k for a course. Since yesterday we've been seeing warning posts from past sets that those guys are shady.

During my NYSC, I always tell my friends and fellow corps members this, and honestly, it’s frustrating to see how many people still fall for it. Some unsuspecting individuals end up paying huge sums of money just to “earn” five different certifications within two weeks simply by attending a few Zoom sessions. Let’s be real and ask the important questions: Are these certifications or the issuing bodies recognized locally or internationally? No. Do they have any credible office, structure, or physical learning centers? No. Yet, they charge corps members exorbitant fees for what are clearly questionable certifications. What’s even more shocking is the theatrics 😂 organizing “graduations” and handing out convocation gowns after just two weeks, labeling participants as “certified professionals.” It’s almost unbelievable. Dear corps members, please don’t fall for this. Take your time to research properly before committing your money and time. Not everything that looks professional or organized is actually legitimate. Stay informed and protect yourself.

@PenTitan Went out to buy food this morning and these guys were closed 😭 As how? In law school where you can't cook 😭

Akara woman dey observe public holiday as how? You wan starve the full street?

@BukuLuck @OrevaZSN Good reply

@OrevaZSN Because we have souls. Our bodies are just a vessel. The Holy Spirit is living within us.

Don’t you guys find sleeping weird?? Like, we lie down on a bed, close our eyes, and it’s like we disappear for hours. Our body doesn’t move or remember anything, and on top of that, our mind dreams things we can’t control. It’s totally normal, but it’s really strange.

@GloriousGod01 @kenkenlewu Thank you for this reply. This has always been my argument. I don't mind splitting bills 50/50 as long as he's ready to split chores, cooking, childcare and even child birth 50/50 Yes I said what I said.

The guy is a shameless and lazy man, he's also a gold digger. Men of nowadays are too shameless and are a disgrace to their ancestors. You want a woman who will split bills with you and still do all the chores? Then what exactly is your job? Provide which money? You already said the woman must be working to bring money so which money are you going to be providing? 50/50 are craæzy.

At a marriage seminar organized by my church last week, the pastor asked the guys, “What is your definition of a ‘wife material’?” Guy 1: “A wife material is a lady who can cook, wash clothes, clean the house, take care of the children, take care of me, has something she does that can earn money, is loyal and respectful, doesn’t nag, supports my decisions, and is prayerful.” Everyone clapped. Then the pastor asked, “Okay, and what is the definition of a ‘husband material’?” Guy 1: “He provides money for the family.”

I resumed the Nigerian Law School, Lagos Campus less than 48 hours ago and already I've spent over 30,000. Law School's mightily expensive guyysss

@AlBuffalo2nite Nopeeee At most she looks 40ish

This is my wife… Vivian… she’s a hotty. She and I are one…. Does she look over 60 to you?

@luxemiaa I completely believe this. I once had a man tell me that we pee from the same hole that we menstruate from and that if your pee makes loud sound while coming out, it means your vagina is loose. I was like WTF

I once had a boyfriend tell me that if I tried, I could force my period out in one day, because the uterus is a muscle. This is why men shouldn't be legislating women's reproductive health.

@r4ralxrita I genuinely don't think there's any woman that re-wears her panties without washing

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@drharveee You walk alone forever Sausage I can understand, but that atrocious raw egg is a big NO please 🤢

Dinner is ready, walk with me

@ptreatshaven I saw one say that Maggie has no place in beans and a lot of people where supporting the tweet. Okay oooo, make everybody just dey cook wetin Dem like abeg

You’ll cook something very tasteless and not enticing either, then you’ll come out to say you don’t like beans. No salt, minimal oil, no maggi, no crayfish. Omo, just boil white beans abeg.

@Chetam4455121 @lotoscuffs_ Lawyers

@lotoscuffs_ Some people are even forced to wear black robe on top of their black suit and sit in a room that has no fan or air conditioner. The colonizers won mhen.

Nigerians preach to much modesty for a country that’s almost 40 degrees and I blame colonialism because there is no reason why anybody should be wearing suit and tie in this heat

@Godooor @onykachi_ They don't, you must buy from vendors and in places like Lagos, it's expensive

@onykachi_ Wait oo don't they allow u guyz to cook there?

Omo it may look ostentatious But it’s real 😭😭😭😭 This place cost man ! 😭😭 Imagine going through all these financial expenditures just to be paid 50k a month as a litigation lawyer 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@onykachi_ I resumed yesterday and today I sat down to calculate all I've spent since I got here guyyssss it's 30k 😭😭😭😭 From where to where 😭 and I've only eaten twice.

@Clin_To_N_ @CLE_NLS Check number 109, that's them

@CLE_NLS Akwa Ibom state university admitted students for 2025/2026 Academic session, but their name is not here. I'm really worried for the innocent students

Updated List of Universities Approved by the CLE to Admit Law Programme.

@KgapzSonopo @hoodii30 @MatsYvonne Apparently, there are fake water drinkers now 😅

@hoodii30 @MatsYvonne What’s a real water drinker ?? Don’t we all drink water?

real water drinkers know this is too cold to be enjoyable

@ShegunTweets 150

wait!! how much did you guys buy your math set in secondary school?😂

@Confydens6 I would call the teacher and thank her

You didn’t have time to make your 7 year old daughter’s hair, so you packed it into a bun, planning to fix it when she returned from school. When she got home, you noticed her hair had been made. She said her teacher did it after school. What would your reaction be, and why?