Mr Bishop Goes To Wetherspoons
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'I've met the man in the street. He's a cunt', Sid Vicious. Cat butler, chancer, fantasist. Plays Lennie Peters in the Peters and Lee tribute act Litres of Pee.
Nutella just got the most badass free ad in maybe human history. A jar of it floated across the camera on the Artemis II livestream, halfway to the Moon, completely unbothered. All it took was zero gravity and a very good brand moment.
🚨 Artemis II crew breaks the record for furthest distance from Earth ever traveled by humans 🌕 252,757 miles from Earth
🚨 IMPORTANT REMINDER 🎗️ 🟨 If you see a referee wearing a yellow armband, this indicates they are an Under-18 match official. 🫡 They are therefore covered by safeguarding children legislation and just like the youth players on the pitch they are still learning and developing within the game and deserve our full support, encouragement and respect! 🙌 Help us to create a safe and positive environment on the football pitches across Sussex so these young referees stay passionate and dedicated to the game for years to come… #SussexFootball⚽
Of course I immediately emptied the beans out of the ramekin. We need to stop normalising beans in ramekins and return to using the sausages as a breakwater. We used to be a proper country.
You can put petrol up to £3 a litre still not buying an electric car you cunts
The Cross is being carried though Tower Hamlets today on Good Friday. Christ is King! ✝️
State pension age starts rising to 67 - here's how much you get and when bbc.in/4m6ZZJe
