David Bedford

@ThePunnyWorld I am now just hearing about this ?

If my name was David, and I had a boy, I'd name him Harley. That way, he could introduce himself as Harley, David's son.

@Daily_MailUS So would alien wrestling be just like midget wrestling ? 🤼

BREAKING NEWS: FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs

@woodwardsports @DetroitKoolAid @UMichFootball @DetroitPistons Superstar ? Lmao 🤣

Michigan Wolverines superstar QB Bryce Underwood is here supporting the Detroit Pistons 🔥

@SpartanRyan @moritz_weasley Dude is such a clown. Hasn’t changed a bit since his days at turd U

Enjoy Cancun bumass @moritz_weasley

@rawsalerts The stupidity of America is concerning by the day

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit airlines are still urging it’s customer to not show up at the airport even tho numerous passengers have been showing up all flights have been permanently cancelled and all flight operations have been suspended

@Shawn_Farash Most beautiful sunrises of all sunrises. Nothing like it.

Are you kidding me with this sunrise this morning?!

@sarge____ @OdellBretthamJr Lmao 💀💀💀💀

this is how you looked trying to stop Shilique Calhoun and Marcus Rush for three hours

@ChelsElaina Thickulations lmao 🤣

Jeff, 34 really put all that in one bio… I’m crying

@OdellBretthamJr @homies47 On the banks of the Red Cedar

@homies47 Sediments from the banks. Actually very healthy for the rivers ecosystem

@NFL_DovKleiman I’m just glad it didn’t make him horny

Powerful: Browns star QB Deshaun Watson revealed he was baptized in Israel and says it was a life-changing experience. “I am truly in awe of this wonderful land and the wonderful people who live here.” Deshaun is a devout Christian ❤️🙏

@TMZ You bring the crack don junior has the booger sugar. Deal ?

👀 Hunter Biden wants a cage match with Donald Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr. Credit: Instagram / channel5

@ChelsElaina Hookers and Coke

Got my bonus today… wrong answers only: what should I do with it?? 🤔

@MorePerfectUS @grok is this true ?

Middle-class Americans can expect to pay $900 more in taxes under Trump’s OBBB, and many red states will see over a $1000 increase. The top 1% can expect $117 billion in tax cuts this year, one part of their $1 trillion reduction over the 10 years. While major corporations dodge taxes this season, the bottom 95% is shafted with tax hikes brought on by tariffs.

@BrandonJustice_ You Sherrone horny ?

This video gets more funny by the week

@AdamSchefter Are you horny ?

Brandon McCoy Jr., a 5-star recruit out of Sierra Canyon School in Chatsworth, Ca., just told the Fab Five on its alternate Final Four telecast that he is committing to Michigan. Thirty-five years after the Fab Five stepped on Michigan’s campus, McCoy informed them that he now plans to follow in their footsteps.

@YaxelEnjoyer @daily_msu Good one. Are you as horny as Sherrone now ?

@YaxelEnjoyer @daily_msu How many timeouts you guys got left ? Cheesedick !!!!

@YaxelEnjoyer @daily_msu You can move the goal posts all you want. After this season you can head back down to the sewers with the rest of the trash ass fan base.

@YaxelEnjoyer @daily_msu Not the same amount of titles lmao. Idiot

@SassyMan93 @spartyringo @k_sahadi @ChelsElaina You wouldn’t have listed in any of my advanced courses. Lmao. You would have been filling my water bottle and driving me around. 😘😘😘

@DCBNMMI @spartyringo @k_sahadi @ChelsElaina Yes they did. We’ve all heard the stories about how easy army basic is. Held your hand for 8 whole weeks 🤣 you’re soft, your husband makes all your decisions. Bye bye 👢

9:45 PM tip offs should not be allowed but GO GREEN 💚🏀🤍 Beat UCONN