Ari Gold

One time I was on a trip with a girl Ken Griffin was trying to take on a date. I’ve known her for 15 years. We were laying down and he’s texting her, “Have fun in Greece.” She started the story off with, “Hey, this guy keeps asking me out, but he’s old. I just want to get a job because he’s rich and does stocks.” I said, “What does he do?” She goes, “He makes money like every time a stock trades or something.” I said, “Does he own a brokerage?” “No, I don’t know what it’s called.” “What’s his name?” She goes, “Ken Griffin.” My jaw dropped. Ken Griffin is chasing the girl I got. 🤣🤣 The only thing I’ve ever beaten him at — and I’m proud of it

BREAKING: Lacrosse 26 launches on April 24 for PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

Partners at Kirkland & Ellis took home a record $11.1mn each last year as it became the first law firm to break $10bn in annual revenue (Financial Times)

First details for ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ Season 2: • Will be 6 episodes — each episode will be between 30 and 60 mins • Adapting ‘The Sworn Sword’ story • Dunk & Egg will go to Dorne • Now in production - eyeing a 2027 release