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@MorbidKnowledge Moral of the story is you should go out drinking with your friends more often

Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, had been booked on American Airlines Flight 11 on the morning of September 11, 2001, a routine transcontinental service from Boston to Los Angeles. The night before, he had been at his alma mater, Rhode Island School of Design, giving a lecture. After the event he went out for drinks with friends, woke up the next morning with a hangover, and arrived at the airport just 15 minutes too late to board. At the gate he was told "I'm sorry, they just closed the gate. You're too late." He made his way to the airport lounge, booked the next available flight, and fell asleep. He woke up roughly 40 minutes later to learn that Flight 11 had crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center. All 92 people on board were kil*ed

@SaP011 @richard14910252 These people deserve everything they get

Estibaliz Kortazar, a far-left Spanish activist, did what good comrades do, she opened her home to a North African migrant. Once he got what he wanted, the man started sexually harassing her, insulting her, and beating her. Then he threw her out, changed the locks, and took over the house. She called the police for help. Their response? “We can’t do anything without a court order.” Now she’s sleeping at relatives’ houses, seeing a psychologist after a nervous breakdown, and has launched a petition to fast-track the legal process and get her home back.

@alphafox Bro, it's not your dick's fault you can't see it. Stop punishing it

Rarely am at a loss for how to caption something, but this is one of those moments: 😵

@THECITYNY So.... Gang members

The number of people in the police gang database has fallen by half in recent years. A lawsuit says it targets Black and Hispanic youth. thecity.nyc/2026/04/28/nyp…

@AnciraBecky @TaylorLorenz I cant figure out if this is satire or not

RESPECT to @TaylorLorenz for having the courage to acknowledge what no one wants to hear- The Pandemic is NOT over!

@SDPadsFanTapls @aubrey_huff @BauerOutage @MLB If being a doucebag was grounds for expulsion from sport, there would be like 17 professional athletes left.

@aubrey_huff @BauerOutage @MLB Cry harder dipshit. Bauer is a scumbag and everyone knows it. Calling that woman a bitch just reinforces your ignorance. What happens in a court isn’t always representative of reality. Your small mindedness obviously skews your opinion.

This pisses me off! I’m not a fan of the guy, but damn…. how can this happen to a guy who was proven innocent of a crime he didn’t commit? @BauerOutage should sue @mlb for suspending him without evidence. As well as all sports commentators & writers who publicly assassinated his character. More importantly…. how the fuck is the bitch (WHO ADMITTED SHE MADE IT ALL UP) not in jail!? This shit happens to men all the time. Yet, even when it happens to public figures nothing is done to the punish the women who falsely accuse them. This bullshit needs to stop! Believe all women my ass!

@barbarasageek @javiernegre10 So you just admitted that the Left thinks it's ok to murder someone they don't agree with

@javiernegre10 Let’s say your comment is correct (it’s not.) Wouldn’t the fact that so many people loathe Trump enough that this KEEPS happening make him the most divisive president in history? Why not ask yourself what it is about HIM that would drive ppl to ruin their lives while he lives on?

How many times did Barack Hussein have an assassination attempt? How many times did Joe Biden have an assassination attempt? How many times did Kamala Harris have an assassination attempt? How many times did Hillary Clinton have an assassination attempt? The answer is 0, the Democrats are the party of violence in America.

@gayguycandleco What's the proper term for a gay retard? Is it gaytard? Retarday? Asking for a friend..

😂😂😂 The most performative woman who ever lived.

@Mets710 @SteveGuest You know how we know you're retarded....

WATCH: CNN's Wolf Blitzer witnessed the White House Correspondents Dinner SHOOTING. Blitzer was headed to the men's room and was near the shooter. Per Blitzer: "All of a sudden I start hearing gunshots in the hall right near me...the next thing I knew, a police officer threw me to the ground and was on top of me... Of course first thing went through my mind, is he trying to shoot me? ... I was very close to him as the gunshots were fired."

@libsoftiktok I hope this doesn't delay his acceptance to NASA

Mother of NYC teen who stomped on a girl's head after she refused his advances, is claiming that HER SON is the real victim

@MattWallace888 I'm done with all your clickbait bullshit. Unfollowed

@Brooklynp8triot He probably just got distracted on his way to med school.

It is particularly damning to observe that the individual committing the assault deliberately glances upward, making direct eye contact with those filming, as if to confirm that the act is being adequately captured on video. Beyond holding the perpetrator legally accountable, those recording the incident—and who appear to have conspired in orchestrating it—should face charges as well. Ultimately, responsibility must also extend to the parents. In raising an individual capable of such behavior, they have profoundly failed in their most basic duty, and such a failure raises serious questions about their fitness to participate fully in civil society.

@ClownWorld Just wrap that shit in foil bro.

@JakeTysonfield @IAMTOMMACDONALD Why are you here?

@IAMTOMMACDONALD Brock does not listen to you, and even if he does you’re still a jester of burger music! You’re a dumbass!

I bumped into Brock Lesnar in my hotel and when I extended my hand to thank him for his contributions to pro wrestling he said “Tom MacDonald! No, thank you for what you do. We listen to you all the time.” For 20 minutes we chatted and I got to know what a genuinely cool (and REAL) dude he is. It blows my mind that my music has managed to find the folks who have fallen through the cracks…as well as reached the folks at the tops of the mountains. Not a day goes by that I’m not incredibly grateful for this wild ride…and moments like this remind me how truly wild it is 👊🏻

@HenryKarlsonIII @CynicalPublius How is it possible to be so stupid?

@CynicalPublius So, Kash knew he was going to be exposed, and he just wants to deflect? The SPLC charge is as silly as MAGA claiming J6 was all done by Dems all the while saying Trump should pardon everyone because they were in on J6.

So the Southern Poverty Law Center almost certainly knew an indictment was headed their way, and soon. Remember the very recent, bogus hit piece from The Atlantic alleging that Kash Patel is a drunken disaster? I don't believe in coincidences, at least not inside the Democrat/Media Complex. I wonder which SPLC official knows someone on The Atlantic's staff?

@JimmyRandazzo No one in the NBA knows how to play actual basketball

I missed the Knicks Game someone please explain what happened….

@Brooklynp8triot But at least the sergeant still has his 8 point cap on.

In a profoundly disheartening display of institutional frailty, three members of the New York Police Department found themselves utterly incapable of subduing a single recalcitrant suspect at the Tremont Avenue subway station in New York City. The individual, after repeatedly bellowing, “Get the f*** off me!”, either fell or deliberately leaped onto the tracks below, swiftly regained his footing on the opposite platform, and nonchalantly departed the scene unscathed. This lamentable episode underscores a deeper malaise within the department. In recent years, the NYPD has deliberately diminished both its educational prerequisites and its rigorous physical fitness benchmarks in a misguided effort to inflate recruitment numbers. A far more enlightened approach would have entailed elevating those very standards while simultaneously offering commensurate salary enhancements to attract a superior caliber of candidates through heightened competition. Under the stewardship of Mamdani, one can anticipate an even more precipitous erosion in the quality and effectiveness of NYPD personnel. His persistent rhetorical assaults on law enforcement, coupled with overt encouragement of demonstrations against the police, serve only to demoralize and further degrade the force. Compounding this dysfunction, the squandering of taxpayer resources on performative progressive initiatives and services for undocumented migrants leaves scant fiscal capacity for meaningful compensation reforms. Such reforms could otherwise incentivize a more robust pool of qualified applicants eager to serve with distinction. Truly, the New York Police Department finds itself in a most pitiable and precarious condition.

@TLTheDude @akafaceUS Hard to argue that, although college ball is still pretty good.

@akafaceUS I haven’t watched a single college or NBA game this season. The NHL is where it’s at.

Hot take: NBA sucks and I have no idea why anyone watches basketball.

@akafaceUS It's so bad.

@KimKatieUSA Cue the flat earthers in 3, 2, 1....

Video from Artemis II just dropped showing the Moon and Earth in stunning high resolution, unlike anything we’ve ever seen before. The detail is absolutely incredible.