Nobody Beats the Wiz

@aPROballplayer man its gonna be bananas

I think the general public has prepared itself for a lockout in 2027… But I don’t think they’ve prepared themselves for the Savannah Banana overload that will then follow

@VicVijayakumar @onetimefax bucketed prices over 100 pages

didn’t think this day would ever come but @onetimefax will no longer allow customers to send 1500 page faxes for $5 🤦‍♂️ - most faxes are under 50 pages - some are 100-500 pages - a small number are 1000+ pages i didn’t bother implementing limits because it only applied to a tiny % of people but i was looking at this all wrong that small % are abusing the service and being noisy neighbors, and left alone would require me to raise prices for *everyone* now the question for me is whether i should prevent mega faxes period, or charge them per-page after a certain pagecount

@mikepat711 It’s so true! I have found myself far more open to the idea of road trips since getting my first Tesla (a Juniper). It’s much less fatiguing, and the more time I spend using FSD the more confident I become that I know the most key times when I should be really alert

FSD has shrunk the psychological time of a road trip for me in half. An 7 hour drive now feels the same way a 3.5 hour drive used to feel. Honestly probably less. Time flies now, because you aren’t tunnel visioned on lane keeping and watching your surroundings. There’s also not that subtle tension anymore that slowly drains you as you’re driving down the highway for hours. Hard to really connect with these words without experiencing it, but I would never road trip without it again. Massive deal breaker. I’m at about mile 300 out of a little over 400, and it feels wild to me how fast it went by and how unfazed I am. The world has shrunk

Carolina RB Rico Dowdle totaled 239 scrimmage yards today and 234 last week. Dowdle is now the sixth running back in the Super Bowl era with at least 225 scrimmage yards and a touchdown in consecutive games, joining Dalvin Cook (2020 with Minnesota), Le’Veon Bell (2014 with Pittsburgh), Deuce McAllister (2003 with New Orleans), Marshall Faulk (2002 with the St. Louis Rams) and Walter Payton (1977 with Chicago).

@WholesomeMeme Does the cat have a license

@JayDanielsMVP K

Only other RB I could see the #Commanders looking at is Jacory Croskey-Merritt

@BenFennell_NFL This tweet is a work of art

AJ Brown: NFC Championship.

@DougMcCrayNFL @TaeNToddPodcast they weren't aggressive in game 1. I missed game 2 but games 3 forward until this one they were very aggressive. Felt so weird for them not to go for this

@TaeNToddPodcast It's odd too because they've been super aggressive all year

Now that two days have passed.. It was ridiculous that Dan Quinn didn't go for it on 4th & 1 with 4:21 left. I get it was at their own 12 yard line but I just don't see how you punt it there. Winning football is going for it IMO. Thoughts? #RaiseHail

@funnydanny I liked the one Ekeler picked

Nickname for the Washington offense?

@BurgundyBlog I felt like he took the fewest hits today yet

Absurd to be saying this in September of his rookie year but Jayden Daniels has already reached lock franchise status. There are no gimmicks. He just kills you. Please stay healthy.

So encouraging to see @JayD__5 take fewer hits today while still balling out!

@bretradio Agree terrible call

@bluemontauk @othingstodo_com Glen Hansard !!!!

@othingstodo_com I never watch movies. Someone recommended the movie "Once" to me a couple of years ago, and it was definitely worth my watch. Not sure if it is still on Netflix. Low-budget film, killer soundtrack, worth your time, ... will make you cry. 💃

@Carnage4Life He ultimately apologized. x.com/George_Kurtz/s…

@MadtingLuke @Hughes87n The wizard asked “what historical figure would you like to have dinner with”? They answered Beethoven. Usually that would mean the famous composer. But in this case they were hoping for Beethoven the dog from a 1992 movie by the same name.

@Hughes87n my friend said he doesn’t get it, can someone explain this to them 🫡

@JPFinlayNBCS for those asking why, I think it's related to Golf and Denny McCarthy

Text threads all across Montgomery County Maryland are going bananas

@herr_dahl @googlechrome I was wondering what was going on!

Hey @googlechrome, did you remove SF Pro Text from your BlinkMacSystemFont? Because LinkedIn and our platform look wack with the weird bold font styles? Baby cat gif for attention

@matthewcondello @pzyduckie Did you go with hot or mild picante? I went with hot

@pzyduckie McDonald’s chicken fajitas were like all I ate in high school. They were low in calories and yummy. Also when I was a little kid my area was one of the test markets for McDonald’s pizza and I miss that too

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

@matthewcondello @pzyduckie They were great

@Carnage4Life my biggest complaint is that replies to viral tweets are often filled with a ton of unrelated videos that seem to be there for creator monetization