DC Working Girl 2.0 (ginnieroth on threads)

@rickygervais @thedogist Peace on Earth begins with simple human kindness - adopt/donate/volunteer!

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Attention MAGA Peeps… The Biden Government is using fake hornets nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a hornets nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.

2024 MOOD.

Sometimes the chyrons are just perfect.

Wow guys - love @TheMorningShow but maybe @MSNBC can give you a bigger table 😉

#ChangeAWordInSongMovieToToy All the President's Toys

Dear Texas If you agree to secede within the next 48 hours we will throw in Florida as a parting gift Regards America

Just learned that Renato Bialetti, the Italian businessman whose company manufactures the Moka Express, had his ashes interred in a giant one when he died

@DarkMSolvent The Press had questions for Mitch, but he took off before they got to him.

1. Ron DeSantis 2. Ron DeSantis 3. Ron DeSantis 4. Ron DeSantis 5. Ron DeSantis

Meatball Ron had a dream...

When your tween doesn't like the outfit you picked out for them

This is the grieving-over-my-mother-in-law version of Trump ⤵️

Evangelicals support a rapist.

@BidenHQ @MrJonCryer "Or whatever they have" said the guy who knows everything

Trump calls for censoring media outlets for not covering him the way he wants: NBC and CNN refused to air my victory speech. They should have their licenses, or whatever they have, taken away

Before I die, I’m going to eat a bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting.

Every Republican voted against raising the minimum wage.