DC Defective

I regularly get asked ‘What’s a good job in policing for a neurodivergent, to use their skills? And my answer ‘One with a good boss’ 👍

Feeling old yet 🤔😭

@DC_Defective I don’t mind worn items at all. I would prioritise Vinted over going shipping but I just do mind the lies!

Dear every Vinted seller ‘New without tags’ doesn’t include worn once (especially when there’s a photo of you wearing it out in a public place) The end!

@Keynotecid @thesecretbrief Water is a pain as it takes the path of least resistance so leaks in what appears random places at times! I hope you manage to get it sorted 💙👍🏻

@Keynotecid @thesecretbrief 2) caused but hopefully your local EH will be able to help.

@Keynotecid @thesecretbrief As @thesecretbrief has said Environmental health is best shout, my wife works in Environmental health and says to speak to local team as they have powers under the buildings act re inadequate drainage & she says she thinks there is other acts that can be used if damage is being

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@flaminhaystacks They will be the same men that complain, "Chivalry is dead because of feminism" absolute rubbish. Chivalry is dying because of them & their selfish views, this annoys me so much. It's no wonder many women no longer feel comfortable/safe when these men equate these things 🤦🏻‍♂️

The replies from men are outrageous For a one second gesture of opening a car door they want blow jobs on tap, meals prepared, dishes cleaned, clothes washed. For such minimal effort, they expect a slave I'll open my own car door 😂

Joy 😊 💙 it's love when my kids laugh like this, food for the soul 😋

@elonmusk @wudijo Having been reading the reviews, it appears to be living up to the hype 👀🤞🏻 I can't remember the last game that actually had a smooth launch to be fair 😀

@wudijo They were quite expecting such a massive thundering horde of players 😂

First #PathofExile2 delay announced, will be fine guys 🥲🔥

@RajSKohliexcop I am so adding that one to my dad joke book, that is top level🤣

So bad it is good.

@fatwhitebloke 🤣🤣🤣 that is brilliant!

When people are sad I often let them colour in my tattoos. They need a shoulder to crayon.

@HicksonMark Thanks Mark 😊 👍🏻

@DC_Defective Excellent work here. Thank you. 👍🏻

@079LV 😊💙😊👍🏻

@_IanAdams Thank you Ian 💙👍🏻

@DC_Defective The cases are heartbreaking but the outcomes are heartwarming. Good on you, my friend! 💙

Just finished watching @rickygervais new stand-up show. Absolutely brilliant, cry laughed it was that good. Highly recommend!!! Warm up with @SeanMcLoughlin well worth it. What a great evening 🤣🤣🤣

We are aware of a list circulating over the weekend suggesting significant cuts to various Met units and services, including reductions in TSG, Flying Squad, and Mounted units, among others. We want to clarify that this is not accurate. While we’ve been transparent about the challenges posed by the anticipated budget shortfall, we continue to work closely with the Home Office and City Hall to ensure we can police London effectively. We understand the concern such speculation can cause, and we’ll share details of any necessary savings with our officers and staff as soon as we’re able. Until then, we’d encourage everyone not to share unverified information.