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@DESSXCVD

I’m a Dad and want my boys to have a bright future. I’ve been a Republican 🇺🇸 my whole life and always will be. Let’s go Yanks! ⚾️ 🚫DM’s plz

Long Island, NY Katılım Ocak 2024
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Santa🎅🏻@DESSXCVD·
@end3of6days9 Ha! Internet undefeated! I was just setting up a new email. I was having @grok help me out for sh!ts and giggles. She told me the shortest email name can use 6 characters. I made one up and she told me it was 8 characters. I told her it was six and she said, “my bad”.
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End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸
This woman completely lost it when her Ring camera notified her that a "black bear was walking on the gravel area"… only to realize the “bear” was actually her walking to her car. She went straight into “count your days” mode over the AI description 😭 Ring rolled out these AI-powered video descriptions back in June 2025 for Premium subscribers to give quick text summaries of activity. It’s equal parts funny and a little alarming how off the description was. While the goal is to make notifications more helpful, moments like this show that AI still has some growing pains — and sometimes you just have to laugh at the chaos it creates. Have you ever had your security camera or AI feature get something hilariously wrong?
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@TalkinYanks Kid’s got potential. Work out the rough edges and he’ll be better than ever. Hope they don’t trade him.
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Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·
Spencer Jones has been optioned to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre
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Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! Over TWO-HUNDRED police officers in RIOT SHIELDS had to lock down an ENTIRE NEW JERSEY BEACH TOWN... ...because HUNDREDS of out-of-town "teens" began BEATING EACH OTHER IN THE STREETS, JUMPING ON CARS AND STEALING THEM!!! The city had to declare an emergency 8 PM CURFEW at Pier Village after MULTIPLE teens were arrested for assault. The media are now calling these "pop-up parties" Does this look like a nice little "pop-up" party to you?!!!!! I SEE ABSOLUTELY ZERO PARENTS!!!!! WHERE. ARE. THEIR. PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!!
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Santa🎅🏻@DESSXCVD·
@TaraBull A truck knocked the cover off??? Who told you this? Con Ed? That’s convenient. There’s one or two guys who know how that happened and they have to live with it. I hope it burns a hole in their stomach. Unless there’s video of a truck popping that cover.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Heartbreaking Manhole Tragedy in Midtown Manhattan A woman stepped out of her car and fell nearly 10 feet into an uncovered manhole after a truck knocked the cover off moments earlier. Absolutely devastating. No family should endure this.
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衝撃bot@minnano_dougaww·
これ作った人、天才すぎて笑う
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Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
Here’s your daily reminder that your tax dollars are going to men like this to run “daycares” who can’t even answer a basic question about the $2,250,000 they receive from our tax dollars “F*cking million dollars, don’t worry about it!” ARREST ALL THE FRAUDSTERS
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Santa🎅🏻@DESSXCVD·
I have a CDL. I drive a trailer. There is nothing more annoying than trying to make that left and this putz is sitting past the white stripe. Everyone, slow your roll. What’s the hurry. When you hurry and sit past the stripe or tailgate or blow a red light. You save a minute tops.
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
This man finds it extremely aggravating when you are in a left hand turn lane and the car in front stops at the white line. He says you pull into the middle of the intersection and take control of the intersection and wait there. If oncoming traffic doesn’t let up, you turn as the light is about to turn red and oncoming traffic stops. Many said that defensive driving classes tell you to stay behind the white line until you can make a turn and have a safe exit and this causes accidents. He says that any CDL class will tell you to take control of the intersection and pull up to the middle of it, that way everyone isn’t waiting three rotations to get through the light. What do you do? How do you drive? Do you stay behind the white line or do you pull into the intersection?
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Marcellus Wiley@marcelluswiley·
What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Whatever you do in life, for the love of God… don’t be this neighbor.
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@stoolgambling “Who you like Trotter, who you like?” “The 4 horse.” “The four horse is a joke Trotter! They put little kiddies on the four horse… to get their pictures taken!!!”
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Barstool Gambling@stoolgambling·
Imagine betting the 4 horse and seeing this
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@Zalman888 What about the delay? Better than Smoltzy, but annoying I’m sure.
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Jed Weisberger 🔯@Zalman888·
Smoltz, who is not allowed in our house, muted. Dave and Suzyn synched
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Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
Worst thing to ever happen to cars. I keep mine turned OFF.
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
I am watching Project Hail Mary with Ryan Gosling, and I am thoroughly enjoying it. I suggest everybody give it a watch if you're into science and sci-fi movies.
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I saw Tom Hanks at Best Buy! He was in line right in front of me with a full cart, all by himself. I was just picking up a bottle of water since they didn’t have what I needed. Out of nowhere, I blurted out, “Forest Gump is my favorite movie,” and probably sounded a little weird. He turned around and said, “That was my favorite movie to make! I’m glad you love it.” We ended up chatting about movies while we waited in line. When it was his turn to check out, he said, “Oh, let me get that water for you,” and paid for it. He kept the conversation going, and as we walked out, he said, “Nice talking to you! You’re a very nice young lady, and always remember... life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you’re gonna get,” in his Forest Gump voice. It was the best experience ever!
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Time Capsule Tales@timecaptales·
Home video footage of Sharon Tate at her home in Beverly Hills, California, 1968.
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