John Goble hate account

Rory McIlroy's Masters @WHOOP data: ▪️Heart rate spiked to 135 w/tee shot on 18 in trees ▪️105 BPM on winning putt ▪️150 max heart rate during celebration ▪️24K+ steps on Sunday ▪️91,247 steps at Masters ▪️Resting heart rate 47–49 BPM all week

@SJUDave @bigbabolat For one season? Yax got $4.5. Not it was not.

@bigbabolat Their budget was much more than that.

Word around the streets is Shelstad and Bidunga got paid more than the total NIL budget for about 70% of teams in D1 last year. Allegedly $9 million for the two. We keep saying this is unsustainable, and yet there is no end in sight.

@cynicalpop19 @TheGuard_x1 @chomakovg This sounds way worse

@DET2335 @TheGuard_x1 @chomakovg Or 1 cookie every 4 minutes for 24 hours

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@TheGuard_x1 @chomakovg You eat half and half 24 hours apart. This would be doable.

@chomakovg The most i have ever done in a day was 12k calories, during my time in the military. That was hell No way any normal weight person can devour 19k

@RealWashedGamer @chomakovg Lmao I was going to say, no way 360 Oreos weigh 55lbs 😂

@chomakovg Thank you but I misread it to be 100 packs of 36, not 10 Changes the math from 55 to 5, I’ll take the Oreo challenge 😂

Reminder that Elon could stop the insane number of bots here whenever he wants.

Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists. wapo.st/4tFqKqY

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! After swallowing their whistles for all of OT Michigan gets called for a soft one. Denver gets its fifth power play with 2:26 left in OT. Going to take Michigan's best to kill this one.

@reedt4723 that was a mirror bro

I just got recognized out in public. What the fuck. The guy was on a skateboard seemed like a chiller. Need to talk to Kb about this

@MeggMacc @MarlowNYC Bailey I thought

@MarlowNYC Who did it last year?

what are these 'summer house' producers doing? how do you cast someone who's hiding their partner in back-to-back seasons?

@KevinOConnor I think the better version is the bottom 2 teams are not eligible for the top 2 picks. While your version prevents purposely losing, I think mine would encourage the teams to actively want to win.

During the NBA GM meeting this week, one person suggested make the bottom three teams ineligible for the top picks entirely. The league, per multiple sources, found this to be way too extreme. But then another person on the call offered a softer version of the same concept: What if the bottom three teams just had slightly lower odds than the teams ranked four through 10? Not zero. Just a little less. Sources on the call say Adam Silver responded enthusiastically to this idea. Which speaks to the state of lottery reform. The 18 team/8% odds for the top 10 concept is simply still just the concept. The specifics of it will change by the time the league votes on it in late May. And adjustments — like this one — are still in heavy consideration. I think it’s brilliant. Under that structure, with the bottom three teams having slightly worse odds, there is no longer a single point in the standings where losing helps you. Tanking all the way to the bottom hurts you a bit. It’s not quite relegation that you’d see in the Premier League, but it’s the NBA’s own form that would punish being the worst in the league. And much like Premier League teams have entertaining games to prevent relegation, NBA teams would too. Picture two bad teams in late March, both within a game of the bottom three, both desperate to win. That's a win for the fans. Picture the front office of the Wizards doing the calculus on whether to shut down Trae Young and Anthony Davis and realizing that, actually, no, the vets need to go play, because falling in the standings is a real cost now, not a reward. That's a win for the sport. Picture Sacramento intentionally fouling Seth Curry late in a game, and the conversation around it shifting from "nefarious tanking" to "bad coaching." That's a win for the league. More on @YahooSports:

@SomaKazima2 TMZ bought this for $4.32

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Sickening. This would prevent another Rudy story from ever happening (enlist in the Navy, kill your buddy at the steel mill through gross negligence, two years of JUCO, make the scout team at ND, record a half-sack in a blowout at the age of 27, get indicted for securities fraud)

There was never any ceasefire intention. This motherfucker was just manipulating the stock market again. This is INSANE!

Apocalyptic scenes in Lebanon’s capital right now. Israel has launched 100 airstrikes on Lebanon in 10 minutes. Striking South Lebanon, Beirut and the Bekaa Valley simultaneously. This isn’t a ceasefire. It’s mass bombardment of civilian areas.

Hey @Tubi wtf 😂 Had me questioning everything I knew about movies about 20 minutes in. @JeffDLowe toss this rec out to some guys on Tubi and see how long it takes them to realize they’re watching dogshit.

Before Trump’s war the Strait of Hormuz was open, sanctions were in place, and gas was $2.39. Now Iran controls the Strait, sanctions will be lifted, gas is $4.99, 13 Americans are dead, over 300 injured, and the loss of hundreds of billions in aircraft and U.S. base repairs.

@JohnSmith61u @BarstoolBigCat When did they go hard at Riggs?

@BarstoolBigCat Tough look for you going so hard at Riggs to now being like this

The real story is who is this burner account that loves the Obamas and the Yankees with inside barstool information? Reporting on all other stories has been put on pause until I get to the bottom of this. Please everyone let me focus!