Brandon Loos

@adamcarolla I hate this timeline

We have crossed the rubicon

@DFSLoosmeister hopefully the bet was the over on fouls

Like what in the actual fuck. I bet on Jarrett Allen and he gets 3 fouls in 6 minutes.

@MeganMakinMoney why is there milk

I would’ve taken both hands off and beat the fuck out of Meek

@ShipMyMoneyDFS @kidnotor I just went grocery shopping and hated every minute of it.

@kidnotor Girl called me lazy on a date once for not going grocery shopping. It had never even crossed my mind that anyone would willingly choose to spend an hour of their day in a grocery store if they had a choice

2026 cust. service is incredible Spend an hour trying to figure out where my groceries were delivered to. Finally get in touch with CS. They tell me theres a pic of where they were delivered. I ask to see the pic. They say they cannot show me the pic. So now it’s being refunded

@MrBeast @AlertaNews24 I counted to 100k on youtube. Didnt blow up like yours did. Seems unfair.

@AlertaNews24 To everyone roasting me for hiring my mom and not retiring her, this was when I was first growing. I barely had enough money to support myself and videos. Stop making assumptions about my finances when I was 19 lol

🇺🇸 | MrBeast revela que contrató a su mamá después de cerrar un acuerdo de marca por $40,000 y darse cuenta de que era su salario anual completo “Una vez conseguí un acuerdo de marca por $40,000 y le pregunté a mi mamá qué te parece esto y ella literalmente solo se rio y dice como que no te das cuenta de que esto es como mi salario anual” “Yo estaba como mierda y entonces fue cuando dije bueno ven aquí trabaja para mí entonces”

@jeremyjudkins_ @MrBeast @AlertaNews24 Nah im with you. The random lol at the end of statements is saturated.

@MrBeast @AlertaNews24 It’s okay to say a serious statement without lol on the end. lol

@ChudTheBuilder Content creates itself. Barely have to add flammables to ignite the flame. Death, taxes, and fill in the blank.

I got fired. Then started a business and ran it for two years while being publicly slandered and defamed. After that didn’t succeed in ending my career, the chimps and libs hurled death threats at anyone who was found to be in connection with me or my company. Even going as far as threatening the church I was about to be baptized at. Three days after I was banned from church I posted my first “ Look at her Chimpin Out” video. This is that video. You people created the monster that you love to hate. Deal with it.

@DramaAlert Is that sophie powers?

The internet is mocking the new Best Buy girl for her appearance.

@BryceHall Im moving to vegas soon brotha. Let a peasant like myself solve these problems for you. You do not need to dirty thy hands. Also - What a 9/10 loogie. Still super tilting but fairly impressive spit.

Should I post the whole thing? Retard in vegas spit in my car & told me to pull over to “talk” about it

@boomsizzlex @DawnsTFT You let him run you down when we duoed. I tp to save you though.

@DawnsTFT No I will never have an olaf in my game he’s my perma

When I made a darius go 3/13 earlier but my team were 0/500 so he gets to win anyway

@chiefsroyals20 Yep! I swapped over at tip. They knew!

@DFSLoosmeister First game sucks so it worked out well

Nba scheduling feels odd to me here. Why are the games overlapping today? Couldnt knicks start an hour earlier?

Edwards props are 75% of what they usually are. Is he on a min restriction?

@Timcast Context?

I can't believe I am saying this BUT I AM DONE The Republicans have FINALLY gone too far. For the FIRST TIME in my life I am voting DEMOCRAT

@gabbgoudy I talked to my gym crush for the first time. Im feeling pretty good.

does anyone feel good about tonight??

0.01% of people played mo wagner. Investigate all of them.

@TheSeigeDFS The 1st part accomplished. Second part no.

@DFSLoosmeister to get out of the tax and to have a stretch 5 option

Celtics really gonna DNP Vuc... ya that's not gonna work with no Tatum

@catturd2 This should never be a consideration of last resort.

Dumbest criminal ever.

@EmacDFS @TheSeigeDFS Lol

@DFSLoosmeister @TheSeigeDFS Simple, Biden made them do it 😂