DG Jones

@hanleyPa Gutted. Was supposed to be seeing Shellac in a few weeks too. Really enjoyed his appearance on your podcast by the way. Just loved hearing that guy speak about music.

Very saddened to hear that Steve Albini has died. A brilliant musician and producer and a thoughtful and thoroughly engaging person. R.I.P.

Nice one @shit_rock. Although I suspect you might never want to look at this record ever again, it's here and it sounds great.

@nocontextfm1 Players getting mad at being told they played well

Tell me something that ONLY happens in Football Manager

@nocontextfm1 Won the Champions League with Merthyr Tydfil.

Which team have you taken from the bottom to the top in Football Manager?

@GingerWildheart @grade2iow Saw High Vis supporting @BandofNOTHING last year. Became an instant fan. One of the best sets I've ever seen from a support band.

Along with @grade2iow, have to say High Vis are my favourite new band of 2023. Don’t think they’re on Twitter. Check this out. Something special. open.spotify.com/album/2O3NneZD…

@VIPCObook @GingerWildheart The Martyrs remake?

I have started writing about a horror movie that @GingerWildheart impressively said is "...my favourite horror film since The Exorcist." That's high fucking praise. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one. HINT: it was remade in 2015, the director of the original calls it junk.

@_elvishpresley_ Such a great joke. In the full clip no one laughs. At all.

incredible joke tbh

@elisjames If it wasn't for Golden Lights they would have a totally flawless discography.

Been listening a lot to The Smiths since I heard the sad news about Andy Rourke yesterday, and as ever it’s struck me how flawless they are. No unsteady early singles, no late period albums where they lost their way, no dodgy B-sides. Just perfect, perfect, perfect, 1982-87

@BBCNews I wouldn't go to dinner with 40 clothed strangers.

Would you go to dinner naked with 40 strangers? bbc.in/40LjR8z

@taskmaster That live task was outrageous. Massive disadvantage to the team of two and way too many points at stake. I'm absolutely mildly annoyed.

@NoAngelUK @oldandfat5705 @PolitlcsUK Did that break the rules?

🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson's statements in the past hour: - Birthday party was 'reasonably necessary' for work purposes - despite my wife being there (but she has access to any room as she lives in No 10) - I failed to mention the string of gatherings to the Commons because it "did not seem to be in breach of the guidance or rules" - We didn't touch each others' pens to mitigate COVID - but 'of course' we passed drinks - I don't know why Lee Cain raised a warning about the garden party event (he didn't raise it with me, nor Reynolds - and I saw no email) - but it was probably because of the "impression that we were doing smth that other people weren't allowed to do" - Sorry for doxing two officials who the Committee had promised to protect the identities of - I have no idea why anyone was fined for drinking wine at that event - I think it's 'customary' to say farewell to people in the country with a toast - It is 'complete nonsense' to suggest I didn't take proper advice, such as a lawyer - I asked senior people The Committee has now ended.

@therapyofficial Happy 30th birthday to such a significant record in my life. Just getting it out for a spin now.

“With a face like this I won’t break any hearts” Amazingly it is 30 years to the day we released this one! An EP with a lead track that hugely changed the bands trajectory & resonated with a lot of people. Where did you first hear it? Which of the 4 was your fave cover art?

@Daso45483951 @nocontextfm1 He took over in October. He's won 5 and drawn 4.

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@millyjohnson Yep. Then VCM was confused about why they couldn't explain the clues. "How did you get this right?" Erm...they didn't.

@DGJones84 The double acts question perchance ? We said the same.

Very strange moment on tonight's #onlyconnect where VCM gave an "I'll take it" to a guess that in no way resembled the actual answer.

@Baddiel @tomswanston Isn't it a version of the Bernard Righton joke? "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani walk into a bar. What a perfect example of racial integration."

@tomswanston I love that this sounds like the opening line of a gag.

Whether he’s Sir Mo Farah or Hussein Abdi Kahin he’s a hero.

@MMARoasted Whatever the hell this is

The craziest submission I’ve ever heard of was when Gary Goodridge moved his opponents cup to the side and squeezed his balls, thus making him tap. Can anyone top this?

@therapyofficial What a pair of records to share a birthday!

Happy Birthday “Infernal Love”!

@NoContextBrits "Can you Dig A Pony?"