📚✍️Milly Johnson ✒️🐕🐈‍⬛

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@BirchillsBoy @vicwhittamITV @Tesco Hear hear!

@vicwhittamITV @Tesco are bastards. Leave Freddie alone.

(1/2) Thousands have signed petitions in support of a cat which usually greets shoppers at a Skegness supermarket, after he was banned. Freddie is much loved by customers of the Tesco superstore in the town - but his box has been removed from the foyer after a complaint.

@annecater Dear god in heaven!!

Oh bless!

@LindaGreenisms Pleasure x

Thanks so much Milly!

@BootsUK your AI bot is rubbish and your customer service isn’t much better. What’s the point in sending in an email if you’re just going to ignore it???

And it’s a wonderful wonderful book!!

My new novel If I Had My Time Again is featured in The Yorkshire Post today - a full circle moment. The idea for the novel first came to me after reading Yorkshire Post headlines about three people who had all died in different circumstances in the same town @boldwoodbooks

If you like squirrels you’re going to love Arnold in (Not Quite) Done With Dating. While you’re waiting for the book to download you can watch this one enjoying a nut. #animalsinbooks #squirrels #wildlife #bellasgarden #nature

@PhillipaAshley @SusanMouncer I have always wanted to smack Caroline Bingley in the face. And aren’t the Gardiners perfect. I need more episodes NOW!!!

@SusanMouncer @millyjohnson Absolutely loved it

#TheOtherBennetSister - I think it’s gorgeous!!

When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.

@bookreviewbyrea I mean who grows a head too big for their body!!! (Well, tbf one of my exes did 😂)

Arseholed hyacinths.

Huge well done to our recent winner! Relax and enjoy Michelle ❤️❤️❤️

@LisaPogson You’ll thank me!! 😘😘😘 @NorthernBelleCT

@millyjohnson Have a great day Milly. X Booked the Northern Belle from your advertisement of it. Going in Nov for my cousin's 70th. Xx

I'll be at Mike's Famous Book Stall tomorrow morning (Saturday) 10-12, signing books and Mike always has a good spread of them so if you want to get one for your mam come and see us top of the escalator in Barnsley Market.

I love a signing in our @BarnsleyMarkets - they’re a lovely crowd. Always a joy. And many many books sold so hopefully some happy mams tomorrow!! :) 💐

@katherinecrime I just can’t believe it!!

Lauren - you powered through life in a pair of heels, more often than not also a LBD, and took no nonsense from anyone. Thank you for the laughter, the books and the craic. I’ll be listening for your customary ‘Bitch, please!’ RIP my friend. Lauren Milne Henderson 1966-2026

It’s time for my weekly feature - Bella’s biscuits! Biscuit of the week is … Bahlsen Choco Leibniz Milk Shop - Tesco Price - £1.50 with a Clubcard See comments for my rating! #biscuit #bellasbiscuits #biscuitoftheweek #authorlife #writingcommunity

Jeez, what a miserable life.

Tickets are now available for An Evening of Love and Romance with Cathy Bramley and Suzan Holder at Serenity Booksellers (Romiley), Stockport 6pm April 8. ticketsource.co.uk/serenity-books…