📚✍️Milly Johnson ✒️🐕🐈‍⬛

Why not sit in the sun with a summery little short ebook (or audio) and be lifted, by a story about a man lifting a woman in a lift. It's called #LiftMeUp amzn.to/3PUTNbE (if you have any, you could drink some Lift Tea as well and get really into the groove)

I think everyone should sign this because what happened was disgusting to those girls raped by boys who a judge 'didn't want to criminalise them' - doesn't take long to put your details on, folks. And please share. c.org/qGwpSHZtqf

Last day to win Jane Costello’s FORTY LOVE millyjohnson.co.uk/win-jane-coste…

@mariasteer1 Thank you (all Amazon reviews welcome xx )

@millyjohnson Just read this little gem, loved it.

Why not sit in the sun with a summery little short ebook (or audio) and be lifted, by a story about a man lifting a woman in a lift. It's called #LiftMeUp amzn.to/3PUTNbE (if you have any, you could drink some Lift Tea as well and get really into the groove)

Last day to try and win a book that should be on every shelf by the fabulous Penny Parkes! millyjohnson.co.uk/win-a-bookshel…

@ginsydooda Thank you! There’s not that much anyway. Far more in other books.

@millyjohnson Personally I love your books - they’re down to earth, human, funny and a bit like getting a warm hug on a bad day. I’ve never had a problem with your use of every day language in any of your books, so ignore the haters. They really just need to get a life 🥴

I Use Naughty Words in Books ergo I Must be a Very Bad Person (alternative title: EFF OFF 'TONI') open.substack.com/pub/millyjohns…

@KrisRodgers35 He’s done this before.

That referee is an absolute embarrassment to the sport of boxing. The bell had rang for the round to end, Usyk then lands 3 shots after and then the ref steps in! What a fool of a ref clearly paid to favour the boxer #UsykRico

@honestjon74 Not his first rodeo!

Why did the ref step in like that?!?! The bell was ringing to end the round! After performing like that the ref should’ve let the round end. Dodgy af that. #UsykRico

@KrisRodgers35 It’s not the first time the ref has done that. He’s a disgrace!

My friend @GonzotheCat1 and his mummy have done a new brilliant book with all my photos and twitters! And all the profits go to @FelineFriendsUK and @AllDogsMatter who rescued me from the bad place & found my mummy & daddy. Send Gonzo a message if you want to buy one!!

@MrJamesMay Oh how deep those little buggers burrow! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

A little bit late for my weekly feature - Bella’s biscuits! Biscuit of the week is… Milk chocolate coated Salted Caramel Biscuits Shop - Fortnum & Mason Price - £13.95 See comments for my rating! #biscuit #bellasbiscuits #biscuitoftheweek #authorlife #writingcommunity

@JamieMagill5 Guess what I had for my lunch today? Clue: Jersey R*yals on a s*lad. Turned into my mum haven’t I?

Anyone remember being kids in the 80s/90s and in 30 degree plus heat your Mum cooking boiled potatoes to go with the salad 🥵 🥔 🥗 What was that all about? 😆

Voya products are genuinely fantastic & they’ve got a 20% offer on this weekend. Their hair stuff is the BEST. It’s not cheap but it’s fabulous - their hair duo is the best I’ve ever had. Organic Irish seaweed. I’ve gone a bit bonkers - whoops! share.google/us00g9Nnn8JIj3…

You got £1.99 looking for a good home? I've got a novella on Amazon about a young exec bride-to-be who gets trapped in a lift with the man who stole her job. What happens in there changes EVERYTHING (PRIME members get it for free!) #LIFTMEUP amzn.to/4u9F76N

2 amazing books up for grabs on my website millyjohnson.co.uk/main-news/?fbc…

It keeps bouncing up the charts. No idea why… but I’m having it. A novella to LIFT YOU UP (see what I did there 😂) amzn.to/4tT36Xz

You want all the tropes? I can give you all the tropes you need in one little quarter-length novel that is only £1.99 in the UK but free if you are an Amazon prime member. I wrote #LiftMeUp to lift you up. I hope I do. amazon.co.uk/Lift-Me-Up-Mil…

Those three poor families in Nottingham who lost their loved ones thanks to that monster Calocane. How much more crap do they have to go through!?!?