The “Didnt Happen Of The Day” Award
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The “Didnt Happen Of The Day” Award
@DHOTDA
Now Excepting nominations For This Years “Didn’t Happen Of The Day Award!”
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@Kaie84569759 @_CallumPal96 He’s gotta go for an interview tomorrow at the police station hahahah
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@JackSpringFilm @Kaie84569759 @_CallumPal96 What a load of old dribble. Old PC PLOD over here has been brought to my attention.. #DHOTDA
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@harrietbird19 What a load of old Trollope. You’ve won for the day young man
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@encoded_cipher @_shireenahmed_ @ThatUnitedLady @_DHOTYA What a big steaming smelly pile of Bollocks! Definitely trying to make the child look smart... probably actually actually smarter than the owner
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My son just said: "Mama, did you know that you are not 'stuck in traffic' - you *are* traffic?"
I don't think I will ever be the same.
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@btharris93 Shiver me Timbers. I hear the whaling calls of the notorious Load of shit sea monster! #DHOTDA
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This definitely wins "didn't happen of the year award"
Jackie Walker - HRH, MP, MBE, ABC@Jackiew80333500
I saw - Corbyn walking along a Westminster corridor of verbal abuse to his office as Labour MPs shout ‘cunt, fucking bastard’ etc... when he got to me I asked ‘Are you alright?’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about them, how r u?’ This when I was just made VC of Mom....
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After i was born my dad wasnt allowed to have my first christmas off so he broke his own finger with a hammer the night before so he couldnt come in.
Which is a nice story but felt pointed when it was brought up yday as a response to me saying i mightnt get xmas off this year
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I showed this drawing to my 2 yr old daughter this morning and asked if she knew who it was. She smiled and said RBG.
Thank you for fighting for us all.
#NotoriousRBG
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@piercehogan2 @_DHOTYA Load of old fart fodder
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Leeds away always reminds me of being called a 'c***' by a guy in his late eighties with no teeth when he saw my scarf outside Elland Road. I was 13.
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"I got a packet of bacon crisps and a ham sandwich"
Leila Peacock is Muslim, she's one of the students stuck in self-isolation in university halls in Edinburgh.
She's paid for catered accommodation and has twice been delivered food she cannot eat itv.com/news/2020-09-2…
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