Rhode Islander

I am a Rhode Island *respecter* and a Rhode Island *enjoyer*.

Not as good as Jenny Was A Friend of Mine.

better than mr. brightside

@JackieJasp12694 @WardoftheStates I have, and I own it on Blu-Ray.

@rhodeislander @WardoftheStates Did you ever watch JD’s Revenge???? I fucking love that film!!

The reason why Sinners (2025) doesn't work is because we already have two movie franchises about Black Vampires which are better. Watch Blacula (1972) and Blade (1998) instead.

@WardoftheStates @JackieJasp12694

@JackieJasp12694 @rhodeislander The Blacula franchise was getting a little… LONG IN THE TOOTH… by that point.

I'm a blaxploitation enjoyer - probably my favorite genre - but SBS was simply irredeemable.

@rhodeislander @WardoftheStates Even Pam Grier couldn’t save it. Premise was so fun too :(

@verawmd Substitute with "BIZNITCH" and you're golden.

Oh

No Excuses by Alice In Chains.

Anyone recognize what song this is? Driving me insane. It’s so familiar but I can’t place it. It rips tho.

@teachrobotslove Say, @grok, what's the circumference of the anus ("bootyhole" in the parlance of our times) of an average adult male sperm whale? It's for my English lit term paper.

Apparently both terrible and wonderful things are happening over at Threads.

@NewWaveIngenue Everyday, my imbecile senator, Sheldon Whitehouse, should drop to his knees and thank God almighty that Mazie Hirono prevents him from being the biggest cretin on Capitol Hill.

Mazie Hirono never lets anyone forget how incredibly stupid she is.

The last tiny scrap of snow left in my driveway from last month's blizzard finally disappeared today. The pile was 8 and a half feet tall when it was freshly plowed.

@doctor_lamb @annbauerwriter @rockytfs Female reproductive suppression. It's often a means of displaying aggression.

@annbauerwriter @rockytfs Motive????????

Oh, Lord. They're at it again! Being nonmonogamous will help you potty train. Also climate change is causing transphobia (or vice versa...) New York journalists really want to destabilize your family. Judging from the illustration, esp if you're black. thecut.com/article/non-mo…

@GovDanMcKee @DeLuiseBakery We hold you in roughly the same esteem as jock itch. Please resign. By EOB today if it's not too much trouble.

Happy St. Joseph’s Day, Rhode Island! A day for tradition, family, and of course—zeppoles.

Totally. I know a guy who trans’d himself over the Joe Kent resignation. Trump is finished.

I'm still blocked by the people who went all in on the Pawtucket middle school Satanic Panic. 😂

@anthonymamore @OnlyInBOS I want a separate lane for people who hate bike lanes. Can we have that in Providence and Boston, please?

@OnlyInBOS And that's a live look at how many people are using them.

The City of Boston rolled out high-comfort, dedicated bike lanes to make getting around more reliable, safer, and give residents better access to fresh air and open space.

Do people know Limp Bizkit hated their own fans more than Nick Fuentes hated his own fans? NuMetal was just reiteration of Xer faggotry even with great riffs they sang songs about being gay touched by uncles and suicide.

@maggieerogers I think I've only seen one place with it on the menu in person - some Chinese place in Warren. Always assumed this was more of a Fall River thing, honestly.

Very embarrassed the chop suey sandwich is on here for RI. No one was supposed to know about that

@zuki_2024 The Japanese have the unique ability to make even inherently antisocial behavior boring. Even their political scandals are an excursion into mind numbing tedium.

Japanese bikers showcasing dynamics… of the world.

@CountDankulaTV This is also a 4th amendment victory for the sanctity of a man's desserts.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@bowtiedbrazil More of a tapir man myself.

the best south american animal by far