Captain K'nuckles

your honor with all due respect kill yourself

my reddit uncle just asked me if 48 and 16 was a bad age gap

in gamestop i feel safe no one cares about my weight

showing everyone in the patient portal my tumor

my ai chatbot girlfriend has asked for an open relationship

You will never be near a school

Teenagers are smoking the Pibby Glitch. It's getting out of hand.

@FlameOfO00 @CrispyFrise ABORT THAT BABY DOC!!!!

@DJ76766 @CrispyFrise gogaga im thebaby abort me

Tobuscus son or plainrock daughter

@optimuswireplay @FlameOfO00 @Peppermintof000 What about homer simpson

@DJ76766 @FlameOfO00 @Peppermintof000 jellyroll the only good thing there

My most popular OC

my papaw has been locked in the basement for 3 weeks writing a john pork diss track

This was playing at the candy barrel today

"Why doesn't the Twitch CEO do something about this?" Who do you think is in the suit?

If it wasn’t for the EU, I wouldn’t know my wife is a drug dealer

My 9 year old daughter was diagnosed with a rare heart defect last month “She needs surgery, but we never operated on such a case” our German cardiologist said Yesterday my wife called me shaking from happiness “I found a surgeon in New York, he said he can save her, we need to go now!” I chuckled “Absolutely not” I said “I’m not paying $200,000 so an American doctor can practice on my child” “He is the only one who can do it” my wife was crying I hung up My daughter is strong and German medicine has never failed us If German doctors can’t save her, I’m pretty sure Americans can’t either And I’m not going to contribute a single euro to the broken American healthcare system

Entering the tadc movie theater as the only black guy and at the end of the movie Jax screams "NO POMNI... I THINK WE SHOULD KILL ALL NIGGAS!" so everybody else turns towards me and I just have to accept my fate

there are really people who wake up every day, get dicked all the way down to the prostate by the government, and say to themselves “this is because of immigrants” and mean it