Allen Kelberlau

@avocadojanet What city are you in?

Eat me

@don_drulio @catturd2 🤔

Why is every 3rd post I see from @catturd2 ?

I'm in that fucked up stage of the hangover where I want to lie down and then also sit up and I want my eyes closed but also I need them open. God!!

#PuckYeah🏒🥅

“I got a guitar louder than Jesus”

@c_shep_3 @don_drulio @EwdatsGROSS 🤷‍♂️😹

@don_drulio @EwdatsGROSS @DJAllenMichael Yesssssss!!!

My boyfriend really booked an airbnb with BUNK BEDS for our ANNIVERSARY

@don_drulio Yesssss!!😻😻

@don_drulio @barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors Classic!! 🤘😸🤘

@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors @DJAllenMichael

When you black out but find that extra energy to rally out of nowhere @stooloutdoors (Via ig:trevorschultz22)

@c_shep_3 @don_drulio “Broken” might be an overstatement.

@DJAllenMichael Really?@don_drulio.... get your friend. He’s broken.

The fastest my boyfriend has ever responded to a social media post. #war

@c_shep_3 Literally and literally!! 😹😹😹. laughing is my thing

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. @DJAllenMichael; did you get my tweet. Me; No, I’m just over here laughing for no reason. Allen; Well, that’s what I do...

@c_shep_3 “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby”

There are not enough dog toys laying around to throw at my boyfriend’s face. He takes it when I do. @DJAllenMichael

Hey @QuintonLucasKC we are doing a photo shoot at our business in the Crossroads Wednesday July 8, at 11A. Any interest In attending? Reviveandrally.com masks will be worn.... @dockapur

@don_drulio @don_drulio , we already know that it’s best ingested straight though the eye

Don’t crucify me for saying this....I don’t think sriracha is that good.

@badseedtech You know I’m with you on this

I will never understand people who are like “nah, I don’t really listen to music”. So much of my mood is influenced by it. Lyrics that meant one thing when I was younger take on new meaning now. Every memory I have - good, bad, or bittersweet - has a soundtrack behind it.

@badseedtech Hey, as long as Dean Winchester is your gif... 🤷‍♂️ you’re good

I have the straight up UGLIEST setup on the test desk rn. Each dope on their own...but together...woof. 😂 Cant show you until tomorrow but trust me.

@djscene I got it brochacho

30% off Ableton 10 upgrade!? On the fence between 10’s new features and loosing certain plugins

@HoarseWisperer @djlazerkc @c_shep_3

“He brought back one person... and it was his son. So it was biased.” OMG, this dude does a dead-on Trump.

@djscene 😹😹

Reached rock bottom. Drinking a Truly

PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS PROPERLY !! 🧼 #WorldHealthDay #WashTheHate