DJ Dave Connell

A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from son?" "Originally from Essex sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave Essex?" the manager asked. The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Essex." "No shit!" the boy replied. "Who does she play for?

@Rainmaker1973 Nemisis

What would you name him?

@sciencegirl Jeeves

39-year-old 𝙃𝙐𝙇𝙆 with a Puskas winning award contender goal yesterday. ☄️ INCREDIBLE. 🤯

Six F-35A Lightning lls with “The Green Mountain Boys” of the Vermont Air National Guard’s 158th Fighter Wing arrived earlier tonight at RAF Lakenheath in England from the United States, supported by three KC-135 “Stratotanker” Aerial-Refueling Tankers, GOLD81/82/83, who themselves landed at RAF Mildenhall. The F-35s that arrived tonight in the U.K. join six other F-35s with the 158th that arrived in Europe last week from Roosevelt Roads Naval Station in Puerto Rico, all of which participated in last month’s operation against Venezuela and are now forward deployed to Naval Station Rota in Spain. All twelve of the F-35As are likely bound for their ultimate destination of Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, in order to relieve twelve F-15E Strike Eagles assigned to the 391st Fighter Squadron based out of Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho, that have been deployed to the region since early 2025.

@TheKopHQ 4-0

What are your Liverpool v Burnley score predictions?

Nine Legends. An impossible cover. [🎞️ thismustbefake. ai]

@Jindo_1307979 6

Only for Genius 🤔 99% will fail

@Jindo_1307979 15005

Fine out the highest possible number. 99.9% will fail

@Rainmaker1973 There be Dragons....

You wake up at 2 in the morning, look up, and see this. What are your first words? x.com/i/status/20018…

@StansaidAirport Bit of T-Cut and it will look like new....

Pilot: There’s a loose… Engineer: Tape. P: And some rivets hav… E: Tape. P: Also signs of metal fatigu… E: Tape. P: And a panel is missi… E: Tape. P: Hydraulic failu… E: Tape. P: Th… E: Tape.

@LegacySiu Darwin Nunez

Guess the player who missed this chance Level: Impossible 100%

@AnythingLFC_ Ian Rush when he went to Juventus

Who's that one player that left Liverpool that broke your heart? 😭

@sciencegirl Knife and fork....

🇺🇦 UKRAINE JUST REWROTE THE RULES OF WAR - AND EVERYONE ELSE MISSED THE MEMO 3 years of Ukraine footage just proved what Pentagon planners didn't want to admit: a $300 civilian drone with a $50 RPG warhead kills a $4 million tank. Asymmetric warfare just went mainstream. The data's insane. Both sides burn through tens of thousands of weaponized drones monthly. Shotguns with birdshot became essential infantry kit because they're the cheapest counter. Electronic jamming guns scramble drone signals. The whine of a quadcopter motor is now the most feared sound on the battlefield. But flying drones are just the start. Ukraine's Magura V5 sea drones - carrying 1,400 lbs of explosives - are sinking Russian warships at a fraction of replacement cost. The latest models mount anti-air missiles to kill helicopters hunting them. Unmanned ground vehicles with .50 cal machine guns are already deployed. Russia's Iskander-M hypersonic missiles proved Patriot defense systems can't reliably stop them. HIMARS was devastating until Russia learned to spoof the GPS guidance. Now it's a cat-and-mouse game where electronic warfare determines which weapons work. Here's what changes everything: When cheap, mass-produced drones can swarm a $13 billion aircraft carrier strike group from air and sea simultaneously, the entire doctrine of naval power projection collapses. When autonomous hunter-killer systems don't need human operators in range, troop concentrations become liability, not strength. This is next: Every military on earth is retooling right now. Tanks and artillery will be unmanned within 5 years tops. AI-guided swarms become standard. Battlefields flood with radio jamming and microwave weapons. The age of capital ships and massed armor ends - replaced by distributed networks of cheap, expendable platforms. The implications haven't hit yet. Small nations and non-state actors now have access to weapons that can challenge superpowers. The monopoly on high-end warfare just broke. Welcome to the era where a motivated engineer with $50K can build a weapons system that threatens billion-dollar assets. Source: DailyReckoning, ZeroHedge, DefenseScoop

📸 🇪🇬 Salah's latest post on Instagram What does this mean?

@FlightEmergency I'm sorry to hear this, go and be with your loved ones and we will see you back soon when you are ready 😊

Hi guys Some bad news. A close family member passed, hence why I’ve been so quiet Il be back soon ✈️

@DaveOCKOP Aaarregghhhh lol

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@LFCTransferRoom Klopp given no money...team played for him.. slot given 450 MILLION players are a team of world class superstars all expecting the other to do the work, so many individual mistakes...feel sorry for Sab..seems the only player that gives 100% every single game....

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