MrChooChooChoo

Abeg carry that thing dey shift o, me way dey pour my own for here na mumu ba 😏😂

@Nonycutie1 👍

When the toto is not sweet

@5starbarber_1 But e be like na true he dey talk oo

5am tomorrow, I dey pack my things come live with you, make you train me in your own image and likeness..

@BlessingCh73232 You're not wrong or right but it is a hard lesson to learn

"I went to see this guy and I stayed there overnight. We had a good time. We’ve been talking for like two months, and we decided to start dating barely two weeks ago. So I was like, okay, I’ve never been to his house before, let me go and see him. This was my first time going there. I didn’t sleep all through the night. He woke up as early as 7am and went to work. He told me where to drop his key when I wanted to leave. I’m the kind of person that is very forgetful. I forget things quickly, easily. When he was leaving, he told me, ‘Please help me shut my windows, because if rain falls, it will wet my bed.’ I had to tell him, ‘Please call me and remind me because I will forget.’ After he left for work, I just knocked out. I slept till like 9. I called him and I was like, ‘Hey babe, I want to leave, please send me money.’ He sent me money, and that was when he reminded me to shut the window. I had it in mind to arrange where I slept and at least take the food he got me the night before that I didn’t like and throw it in the trash because I’m sure it had already spoilt by morning. I had it in mind to do all those things, but I forgot. I completely forgot. I left his house without arranging the bed. I didn’t take out the food. I just left. He later called me and was like, ‘You left my house unkept. I came back and my house was sm£lling. The food you ate, you didn’t take it out.’ So I apologized to him on the phone and told him I was sorry, that it wasn’t intentional. He was like, ‘Okay, no problem,’ and we ended the call. I still felt gu!lty about what I did, so I texted him again to apologize. Later that evening, he texted me saying he had thought about it deeply and that it might seem small to me, but it was a big thing to him. He said he was no longer interested in the relationship since we had not gone far, and then he bl0cked me everywhere. He didn’t even allow me to respond. The same person that had been telling me ‘I love you, I love you, I love you.’ This is the first time a man is breaking up with me. I’m always the one that does the breaking up. Please let me know if I am wrong or right...” - Lady shares how her boyfriend allegedly broke up with her after she forgot to clean his apartment after visiting him.

@OkaforACO @AmazingDam67798 You no go like help me out 🙆😩

@AmazingDam67798 What is that?

Help a brother before he kpai 😭💔

@AchebeFirstSon @NemeremNjoku Like Atiku kept trying

@NemeremNjoku No need to shade tears. You just made a first attempt Try again, again and again and victory will kids you.

I’m one of those who trolled you Do I have G Wagon? No Can I buy it if I want to? Yes Will your G wagon vote for you? No Are the people happy that you lost? Yes

Wait, is this true? can a system like this work in this country while we have suckers up there leading us

@AmazingDam67798 My helpers, na until I kpai 🙆🥱😩

@john322226 #0 Thanks

What’s the highest amount of money a stranger gifted you on this app this year?

@AmazingDam67798 🤗

@DJFleyG1 Thank you so much dear. I wish you well too

I just want to move to another country and start a new life. 😭

@instablog9ja With all due respect He is a Big fool for saying that, what federal projets can we say to have had even in his first tenure? Please if your brains are old and worn out, do give way to younger blood

2027: Back Tinubu or risk losing federal projects — Umahi tells South-East

@dammiedammie35 That's when he comes out, for now I'm leading him

That baby is already leading life 10-0, he/she is richer than most Nigerians already🥹✨

@KEzechi85439 @FabrizioRomano Low-key, this guy is just filling up space in that squad. Thumbs up to Tuchel who is a good coach

@FabrizioRomano But why did Thomas left him behind 😕

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been left OUT of the World Cup by Thomas Tuchel. “I am SHOCKED”. ⚠️ “I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had”. “I’ve been left gutted by the decision. I wish the players all the best”, told @talksport @JacobsBen.

@Dir_Martinsz You low-key said the truth

This guy, you got a life-changing opportunity with Pepsi, but Twitter impressions have blinded you 😂😭 Pepsi literally sent you packages and you couldn’t even create premium content around it? No unboxing video, no brand mention, no sharing it with people to get their honest reactions… nothing? Shey you no wan grow ni? Opportunities like this need proper leverage, not just vibes 😂

Na until I don be skeleton before una go help me for here 🤔🥱😩

@jon_d_doe Other men will feast on her

When a married woman leaves her marriage because her husband cheated.

@KEzechi85439 Like, how hurting it feels

It's so depressing as a man to be almost 30 with zero achievements in your life.

@asho_mighty @MOON_Gunta @Defimayor2 Sorry boss, just saw yours now.

@DJFleyG1 @MOON_Gunta @Defimayor2 You no send the link to me U still no FB😑

Sent link to more than 300+ people and am still sending Who’s still interested to get the link Can send to more people as possible Follow Retweet & drop a comment Will send to you’ll in DMs

@ificrypto @Enitan20000 @Defimayor2 🛫

@DJFleyG1 @Enitan20000 @Defimayor2 Bro abeg send am come here.. I don follow u

@MOON_Gunta @asho_mighty @Defimayor2 Done bro

@DJFleyG1 @asho_mighty @Defimayor2 Send to me too bro. Followed you