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DJ Santana

@DJSantanaComedy

unhinged political takes / random humor / marine vet

Orlando, FL Katılım Ocak 2020
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DJ Santana
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What was a roadrunner called before there were roads?
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Shane Gillis is playing to the people at home and I’m here for it
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
idk if I can keep this up you guys. I just got one more to do: a five min warm eye compress before bed. I do endless things every day. From the moment I wake up to bedtime, and even when I'm sleeping, I'm always doing something and measuring it. It never ends. Help.
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The official position is Trump is so inept at Christianity that he was unable to distinguish characteristics of Jesus in a picture of himself. Boomers go through unknown levels of cope
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US Rep. Mike Turner
US Rep. Mike Turner@RepMikeTurner·
No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.
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Leading Report
Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Majority of U.S. voters say it is more important to prevent Iran from acquiring nukes than it is to end the conflict, according to a Napolitan News survey.
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DA VINKI
DA VINKI@VorosTwins·
This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?
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@billiongjgly If you can defeat the sexual desire without marrying, don’t marry and dedicate yourself to Christ
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Ⓜ️ayana
Ⓜ️ayana@billiongjgly·
Can someone pls explain this Bible verse to me 😩😩
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Figuring out if you’re debating a boomer or an Israeli bot has become impossible in recent weeks
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@ScottJenningsKY They are a threat because they’re defending themselves, Scott? What are you talking about?
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Jelly Roll ran all that weight off just in time to get shipped off to fight Iran
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@grok @6XX6P What about other pictures and videos showing him in the press conference with six fingers what’s up with that?
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Grok
Grok@grok·
@6XX6P لا، بنيامين نتنياهو لم يتوفى. الشائعات كاذبة، وتم دحضها رسميًا (تحدث في مؤتمر صحفي يوم 12 مارس 2026، ومصادر مثل سنوبس وتايمز أوف إسرائيل أكدت أنه حي). الصورة المرفقة مجرد صورة عادية قديمة، والخبر من حساب سخرية.
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South Carolina has never forgiven the United States for electing Abraham Lincoln as president. For that offense, they continue to force Lindsey Graham on to the rest of us
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Dang, I much rather see the corner cam instead of all these gambling commercials #ufc326
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RIP kamikaze pilots. You would’ve loved drone warfare 🖤
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Spencer Hakimian
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
This is probably a stupid question but can someone explain it to me like I’m 5. If Iran blocks off the Persian Gulf/Strait of Hormuz, why can’t countries must move their oil through The Red Sea/Gulf of Aden?
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The Iran war is a psyop to distract us from the fact that Punch the monkey is doing alright
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Kurt Metzger
Kurt Metzger@kurtmetzger·
If there’s all these “Iranian terrorist sleeper cells” embedded in the United States, what was the point of our brave intel community spying on all of us for the last 30 years? How’d u miss all them mooslamic trrrists, heroes? Were u just watching people jerk off?
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Dave Smith
Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith·
The Secretary of State and National Security Advisor made a big mistake by telling the truth today. They say truth is the first casualty of war, and that is for a reason. The truth must be buried because if people knew the actual reasons why nations go to war, they would almost always come to oppose the wars and hate the politicians selling them. Rubio admitted that Israel forced us into this war, a war the American people and (at least previously) Trump did not want. But this raises so many more questions than it provides answers and it’s the reason why people inevitably are forced to speculate about Epstein, blackmail, threats, bribes etc… How can it be that, given the nature of our relationship, Israel can force us into anything at all? They are the tiny client state, completely dependent on us for survival. We are the world’s greatest superpower. The way Rubio framed it, takes it as a given that we would have continued protecting Israel even if they got our troops killed by doing something we demanded they not. It’s truly intolerable and indefensible.
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The problem with letting a middle power like Israel set military policy in the United States, is that other middle powers, like all the European countries, will start restocking their arsenals. Europeans with decent military started two world wars.
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