DJ Smooth 🍇

@CountDankulaTV Worth it 😭😭

They put me in timeout because of my "behaviour" and "language" in the below clip or because I am "just too handsome" or something I'm not sure I wasn't really listening when the producer was yelling at me.

@DylanAbruscato The Bull case is that its founder is dead

This is the bear case for Bitcoin btw

If I’m a Banksy collector, I have to be fuming. The allure/mystique of an anon artist is half the value, and it’s just less fun now that he’s doxxed.

@seanonolennon Astronomical Ableism!!

Pluto is a Planet. Period.

@seanonolennon But it WILL create a lovely buying opportunity in the S&P when the market realises that!

LLMs are not on the verge of waking up. They’re not any closer to waking up today than they were yesterday, and will not be any closer tomorrow.

@KEEMSTAR When did you become friends?

Thank you H3 podcast & crew. I’m definitely gonna be flexing this in the Discuurd.

@TheFlatEartherr @grok @grok

@TheFlatEartherr @grok what balloons can I use to recreate this?

This just proves how easy it is to fake a UFO invasion. If one guy with a balloon can pull this off, imagine the kind of spectacle the government could create with advanced drones. 🛸

@liamgallagher Gaff at yours then LG?

To all the BEAUTIFUL people from the cotswolds I come in peace you won’t even know I’m there I’m not like all those divvy celebrities who like to show off I’m LO FI as you were LG x

@CountDankulaTV Wirral cat man!

Are there any news stories you guys want to see covered on the second channel? Yes I know about the ICE story, waiting for more developments before I cover it.

@PolitlcsUK They see your autonomy as an inconvience. You are a tax cow to be milked and nothing more.

🚨 BREAKING: The Government's new Road Safety Strategy - Investigation into vehicle designs to end the brightness of car headlights - Consultation on lowering the drink-drive limit in England and Wales - currently 80mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood - including a lower limit for new drivers - Consultation on mandatory alcohol interlock devices for some drink-drive offenders to prevent a vehicle from starting if alcohol is detected in someone's breath - New powers to suspend licences for suspected drink or drug driving - Creation of a Road Safety Investigation Branch to analyse collisions and causes - Increased roadside eyesight tests by police with licences revoked for drivers who fail - Consultation on a 3 or 6 month minimum learning period between passing the theory test and taking the practical driving test - Consultation on banning over 70s from driving if they fail mandatory eyesight tests - Consultation on introducing penalty points for failure to wear a seat belt and additional penalty points for drivers who do not ensure children wear seat belts - Crackdown on illegal and ‘ghost’ number plates designed to fool cameras - Consultation on mandating 18 new vehicle safety technologies, including autonomous emergency braking and lane-keeping assistance - Consultation on reforms to motorcycle training, testing and licensing The Government hopes the strategy will cut road deaths by 65% by 2035 and by 70% for under-16s

happy 100 to george martin i hope you’re still being yapped at now 🤍

@ringostarrmusic Peace and Love. Rain is the best Beatles song 🎄🎉😘

Oops, merry Christmas. Everybody merry Christmas. Have a great time. Have a great life. Have a great evening peace and love peace and love so this is Christmas.😎✌️🌟❤️🌈🥦🍒🎶🌈🌻☮️

@CountDankulaTV American History X has took a turn for the Sequel

Real G's ride the teacups. In my defence she refused to get on them without me.

Original demo of Misery recorded by the Beatles for Helen Shapiro while rehearsing at the Cavern Club is finally out oh my GOD Prepare for the alternate lyrics 😁

@seanonolennon @Parlogram Brilliant channel, he tells the story behind the music with such genuine passion

Hey thanks @Parlogram for this amazing overview of our film, book, and single. It’s nice to see them all reviewed together and with such thoughtfulness! Please share and repost this review and your friends too! youtu.be/1NVhtBfuwGc?si…

Tis the season

@oasiscentral_ Like drunk kareoke

@scarlmightsay @oasiscentral_ AND IF I STUMBLE CATCH ME WHEN I FAAAAAALL CAUSE BAYBY AFTA ALLLLLLLL

@DJSmooth69 @oasiscentral_ dare i say it’s their best song

@scarlmightsay @oasiscentral_ Happy to see this at the top

@oasiscentral_ i hope i think i know

@TheFigen_ Boy who wants to show his mother the frog he caught in the garden gives her the shock of her life. 😂