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Heartwarming: Rocket randomly assembles following explosion

The Office writers were told to open the Super Bowl episode so wild no one changes the channel. They almost went with “Jim loses Pam in a poker game.” Instead: the legendary fire drill chaos. Filming took 1.5 days. Real cast panic made it even crazier. Two trained identical cats, a $12K stuffed double backup. No animals harmed, takes were tightly controlled. It was the most-watched episode of the series

I have to hand it to Fanatics. It must be really hard to make things look worse each and every year, but they always manage to pull it off!

Show me this clip on my deathbed and I’ll get up and walk out of that hospital..

i do not care who does it.

then 🤝 now 🥹

"May 26, 2026"

IT WOULD’VE BEEN TODAY!

BABE WAKE THE FUCK UP ONE LAST RIDE. #LetsGoPens

ANOTHER YEAR OF MALKAMANIA 🔥

Best day ever.

On Memorial Day, we pay tribute to the brave men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country that we love. It is a debt we can never fully repay, but we must never stop trying. I’ll always be grateful to our fallen heroes and their families, whose sacrifice reminds us of what it means to live for something greater than ourselves.

My girl watching me go for another Memorial Day weekend beer

@otto_maddux September*

I could give a fuck about these playoffs. IS IT OCTOBER YET?

Sidney Crosby is making it clear retirement is NOT something he’s thinking about, despite entering the final year of his contract at 39 years old. He says he wants to keep playing “for as many years as possible” 👀🔥 (h/t @JoshYohe_PGH)

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS